Norwich could make some cash flogging scarfs.
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He just said “If the board and the club feels I am not the right person, then I will go tomorrow with no compensation”. This is what Goldbridge read up, do suppose it is citation.
Very honourable. I don’t think they will sack him though.
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Take two weeks weighing up the options for starters.
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Seems a nice fellow. By Sunday, he will offer to pay them to leave.
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One thing we’ve all got to look forward to is instead of a hundred and one articles about how Man Utd can build from this is a hundred and one articles on where they go from this.
Equally they would chat shit.
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None of the above.
Instead he stays in the job on the promise he’ll turn them around next season if they back him in the market. Some deadwood moves on, the likes of Garnacho are sold to raise funds to bring in the players he needs to make his 343 system work.
Come Christmas and their season is all but done. CL qualification is a distant dream and the FA Cup is their lone hope of a trophy. Amorin simply doesn’t show up to training one day and they don’t bother to chase up where he is, assuming the role of Manager has simply been removed in the latest round of cost cutting.
Desperate for a way to justify his salary Mason Mount assumes the role of caretaker, wins two of his first four games, both against bottom three sides, and is promptly given the job full time. As we enter the new year Mason has lost his first four games since his permanent appointment and he declares the squad isn’t suited to his preferred 442 system. He publicly demands the exact set of players who left in the summer be re-signed as they’re all thriving at their new clubs.
In an effort to placate him but not having a pot to piss in Jamie Vardy arrives on a free having been deported from the MLS for doing gun celebrations and almost getting himself actually shot for real. He’ll be just the kind of experienced head to mentor Zirkzee and Hojlund and get the goals flowing. A £10m loan deal will be struck for some lad everyone forgot Chelsea bought two years ago and after a disastrous debut he’ll never be seen or heard of again. They’ll then spend the last of the cash they’ve raised by charging staff to park at training ground and club offices on literally any goalkeeper with his own pair of gloves. This allows them to finally bench Onana once and for all after his confidence dropped so low at one point it actually touched the earth’s core.
It will be wonderful.
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You should write for The Onion if you don’t already.
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The amazing thing is they are not a million miles from turning to Roy Hodgson in the short term. And his stated goal of finishing in 12th place would represent a real improvement
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Give to Giggsy until the end of the season.
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Here we go…
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Sorry, sorry, Man Disunited
Sorry, sorry, Man Disunited
Sorry, sorry, Man Disunited
As the (red)shits go falling down, down, down.
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This interesting fellow thinks that Amorin gained more power by losing out on 100 mil and the lure of Europe. I found this a fascinating comment myself, so thought I should share, since logic otherwise dictates that he has less trust than before with the board and possibly even player group.
https://x.com/Devilclive7/status/1925310066544283735
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Yes let’s get rid of all these World Cup caliber players. That will make definitely make you better. Just bin off the guy with 50 Dutch caps and replace him with who exactly? And if he’s better, how the fuck do you think you are signing him?
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Wait. So they turned the corner?
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Yes, they are in a much stronger position now, naturally, since they can now get easier rid of their best underperforming players. After all, now Amorin can truly show what he is good for, building his own squad, after having get rid of the deadwood with problematic wages.
So yeah, kind of a corner turned. Or is it a maze … 
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So basically your whole 100m thesis has fallen apart? But at least you had fun watching and that’s what is important!
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Yeah, it is unfortunate. After they lost this one and was clever enough to lose out on the money, it will be far harder to stop them from storming past us next season. Now they probably went from an expected Top 8 placement next season, straight to Top 2-3.
Now Amorin’s got the cards to do what is needed, it is hard to say what can be done with them from a competitor point of view. Rough like hell for us 
But we must get through this as well. After all, we won the league this seaon, so if we have faith in ourselves, we might be able to sneak past them next year too ! That must be our hope now.
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