https://x.com/mo_afc49/status/1925317878175121548?t=LaX4lejYbtDL2yPBqDFk2Q&s=08
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āRather have a dildo in goal, at least that moves.ā 
https://x.com/Sportsweek/status/1925298587803570618?t=AJitQhfjaV-JtCodP7SK3A&s=19
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If Carlsberg created perfect seasons
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I want to credit ten Hag with some of that, but 9 points since December apparentlyā¦
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FFS, has Ratcliffe sacked the cat now?
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Well, when did Lulu turn up at yours?
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This has to be among the best threads ever created.
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My United supporting colleague is like this. Stick to the plan, quotingvthat Amorim binned 25 players in his first season at Sporting.
Could work I guess, the bins arenāt going to be worse,ā¦ are they?
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Amorim is a fucking star. 4 premier league records for ManU ALREADY and surely in with a chance of making it at least 5 on the weekend.
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Damn, my wifeās only got the one, sheās slacking.
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āIn terms of estimating next yearās earnings from a Champions League spot, The Athletic estimate Spursā minimum earnings to be Ā£60m, even if they were to lose every game. United, on the other hand, have missed out on a minimum of Ā£77m across UEFA prize money, takings from at least four extra home games and in addition now face a Ā£10m haircut to their kit supplier deal with Adidas for failing to reach Europeās elite competition.ā
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Mubbseh had to weigh in.
He couldnāt resist.
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There are posts today, in the wake of the final, and they are still saying itās a better squad than acknowledged and it just needs a few players to challenge again. Itās beautiful.
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I still canāt believe what I saw last night (and I still havenāt come round to the fact that Angeās Tottenham Mourinhoed Man United). I know that our final vs. Tottenham wasnāt the most pleasing on the eye but it was played between two cautious, organised teams brimming with quality. The one from last night has to be the lowest quality final Iāve seen in my life, with passages of play that would end up on those Twitter or TikTok accounts that post ācursed football momentsā or actual worst football moments ever played out. If anyone runs into that sort of compilation, please, for the love of everything, share it here!
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People of all types deal with grief differently amongst them is this group! Going through I presume peak low,
May it continue
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Cant even go to the canteen to get a coffee and mull over the disaster.
Shame.
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RedInIndia sacrificed himself so that Mubseh could thrive.
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Some snippets from an article I read earlierā¦
Relegation fodder next season - Donāt ya just love it :0)
I need help. I am running out of new ways to explain that Manchester United are not very good.
A summer with a thesaurus always at hand awaits. Without the money and prestige of Champions League football, Ruben Amorim will be unable to complete his pivotal squad overhaul. More of the same listlessness awaits next season. And beyond.
A disastrous season had the most fitting end. Manchester United are hurtling back in the opposite direction from where they are supposed to be heading. Unless Amorim is some kind of footballing alchemist, Unitedās immediate future is bleak. More defeats. More redundancies. More misery.
As former World Cup winner turned acclaimed pundit and writer Jorge Valdano once said of English teams in European football, the quality on show in a mistake-ridden Bilbao final was like a āshit hanging from a stickā. United contributing the most excrement.
While the lack of fluidity and cohesion hardly made for gripping viewing, one thing remained to keep those within the stadium glued to every wayward pass straight out of play ā the encounter reeked of desperation.
Twenty defeats in one season, more than in any single campaign in 51 years. Sixteen goalless games in one term. Thirty one games in which they have conceded first ā more than any other Premier League side in all competitions.
And that is how the might of Manchester United have fallen. And, as big-spending rivals get better, stealing all the best talent, it is only going to get worse.
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