When you want to have ham and all you get is spam. That’s scamorim.
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The only way something will happen to change the way that club is operating, is one of two ways…
a) The fans congregate outside the ground on matchday’s instead of inside the ground watching the games.
b) They sell it lock stock and barrel to some organisation that has more money than sense… The icing on the cake, would be if Trump gets an urge to buy them… can you imagine that :0)
If commercial revenues are to drop significantly the current owners may look to sell up just before that happens. There would probably still be scope for a new and well organised owner to snag a relative bargain - the brand and fan base is still strong and would be somewhat rejuvenated after a takeover
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FIFY xxx
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If anyone hasn’t had enough lols this week (dunno how that could possibly be the case), some bloke named Mubs resurrected this repository of classic hilarity.
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This is pretty much how he runs his refineries. The difference being that he would happily dump unwanted chemicals in the atmosphere and/or riverside and then threaten to close the operation if anyone complained.
I suspect that he has just discovered that you can’t do that with unwanted footballers.
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This is top work by Ronay lol:
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“Two bald men fighting over a comb” is definitely the phrase that I was searching for to describe that Europa League final.
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For fuck’s sake
REPORTED
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Jesus christ, keep your hair on
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Fify.
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To anyone who hasn’t read this, don’t read it now. Wait until you can properly enjoy it, with a nice drink, sitting on the sofa with your phone on do not disturb. It’s that good.
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“Arrogant Ratcliffe ‘Ate Entire Packet of Chewing Gum’ in Front of Crying Nurse.”
I LOL’d
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I beg to differ.
Just think of a deep hole under you and I am sure it wll work swimmingly for your mind.
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Deleted, because the entire thing is too good. Everyone should be forced to read everything.
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Just when you thought it’s the wirtz
And now everything hurts
That’s Amorim
This is going to give Bayern Space a run for the Pulitzer. Lyrical.
Whatvi am trying to mean, Man Utd are our true rivals. We had a healthy rivalry. Not having Nan Utd in the EPL would be boring. Abit like not like Barelona or Real Madrid in La Liga.
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