Manchester United officials are putting a positive spin on their two-match trip to Asia, pointing out they are not the only club playing matches this week as Chelsea, Real Betis, Paris St-Germain and Inter Milan are also in action.
Classic bbc Manc feel good story.
Man Utd be likeâŚ
Something tells me the next couple of months are going to have a lot of 
FIFY
I dont know that anything has ever started out soo poorly received and yet still aged as badly as Woodwardâs famous
Another piece of gold from the cafe
At least we kept the scoreline respectable. Better teams than us will go there and get turned over. Probably.
The Vietnam U17s side?
When all hopes for a win
Are dashed by Lwin
Thatâs Amorim
And he hopes that Delap
Didnât watch the mishap
Thatâs Amorim
When youâll soon get a slap
For posting all this crap
Thatâs Alright Now
Pfffft. My tits are bigger than hers.
The more it annoys you, the more I thrive
Never gonna stop
Consider yourself re-invited to Claridgeâs.
Purely so that I can get them to slip some cyanide into your dessert.
He gets them to slip some of his korma on to your dish.
Mutually Assured Destruction.
The 'Caf continues to turn out bangers:
âwhile most of you stick checkers up your bums whilst pretending youâre a fruit machineâ turned my ribs to dust.
Theyâve got Hong Kong on Friday.
Iâve just seen the bus tour 
Hong Kong XI:
Sik Kok Kwong
John Woo Jackie Chan Bruce Lee Henry Tang
Chow Yun-Fat
Kelly Chen Michelle Yeoh
Anita Mui Hong Kong Phooey Marco Fu
Score prediction: 3-0 to the home side.
