When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Scamorim! (Part 3)

@cynicaloldgit they stole your bit.

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Meh. I can’t claim credit for the original.

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What’s below rock bottom?

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He desperately wants to leave.

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Michelle Yeoh beats them 3-0 by herself. And then makes then apologize.

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This:

https://x.com/FBAwayDays/status/1927726167240405090

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FFS

Fine, I’ll go ahead and disclose that I have had sex with Michelle Yeoh many times, different positions.

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Goldbridge reporting this evening that Delap - who let’s not forget is their underwhelming alternative to Gyokeres who’s already said no to them - is close to signing for Chelsea instead.

So even the bang-average players they don’t really want don’t want to go there. L, O and indeed L.

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Their other main target Mbeumo is reportedly close to signing for Newcastle now as well. Their fans have been crowing all week that they’re going to have a forward line of Cunha/Delap/Mbeumo and challenge for CL places next season.

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Been released by Everton…also ronaldo may be leaving saudi ..its all aligning

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And then she made you apologize

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I would walk across broken glass to apologize to her.

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Imagine the scenes if Cunha decides , nope I’m not having that and backs out of the transfer.

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Slips the Dr a 100 quid to “pull a Loic Remy” on his medical

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Is that real? Da fuck. Coming just after our and spurs parades?

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Oh, it’s real, and it’s spectacular.

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