When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Scamorim! (Part 3)

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The original audio makes it even worse IMO. I almost feel bad for the United players.

https://x.com/UtdMaggie/status/1927737858036490744

Cringing too much to even laugh at them.

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Well, he wasn’t wrong

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They’re called nightmares, Ed.

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Why do they even have a friendly less than a week after the season ends? I guess even management doesn’t think they deserve a vacation.

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They get 8m for this. I suppose they need to find some way to pay Sancho’s wages.

And it’s frankly meaningless.

If Amorim was remotely confident, he would have sent 3-5 guys on the fringes of the first team and the rest from the academy. Instead the dumb fuck packed the whole team.

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Worth a good few million apparently.

The giggles are priceless however.

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And probably @gasband can say more on this.

But the team they were facing wasn’t even close to an all Star team.

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I’ve come to the conclusion that Manchester United is now a Christopher Guest mockumentary.

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Flying pig is even more embarrassing than that open top bus parade.

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It has become a growing trend in these non-tournament summers. It’s a quick cash grab for the club and the senior players go to lengths to find a way to get out of it.

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Was this year’s strategy to be so abject no-one would ask them to do it again next year?

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In the context of a disastrous season and in need of a reset, I can see why Amorim would take the whole side - especially because the commercial side would have been howling otherwise. Much better to get it out of the way now and try to focus on season preparation when training opens in July.

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Yeah a couple of easy wins would also help.

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Honestly, I cant decide if his rants without taking a breath are some weird biological talent or he is millimetres from having a stroke. Being that close, that often to a serious health incident is kinda worrying and incredible

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Especially over this match.

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I don’t think I ever laughed as much as I did when he accidentally broke a plate during a live stream, and his missus comes in and says something innocuous like “awww, I liked that plate” and he yells back “Look I didn’t mean it, alright? I’m sorry mate, alright? We’re losing 2-1 to Bournemouth, Nicola!!!”

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Amorim is keeping the gang together, for one last jolly before the Garage Sale kicks in :0)

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Only worth 8M so not really that valuable as it wont even cover 1 transfer these days