When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Scamorim! (Part 3)

Donation to the local charity shop and maybe they even wouldn’t take them.

The sheer entitlement.

Saw that shit live. Was fucking glorious.

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And then that idiot asked for a beer.

Utd when Amorim first joins

Utd after Amorim’s first season

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LOL…do you have the clip of Hoffman running home in marathon man after the dentist visit?

That’s Amorim

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Every time I see Amorim, it makes me think that there must have been a sign outside the interview room when he went for the job:

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I mean there are some star players in there as far as ASEAN football is concerned, the manager is also quite a successful one but even then they should not be anywhere near standard of a PL team.

Singapore media trolling

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A lot of people have suggested that him being Man United’s captain is one of the symptoms of their malaise, even though he’s by far their best and most important player. I wonder if someone at their club recognised that and decided to part ways with him, so they can rebuild their mentality as well, not just the team.

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I doubt it goes that deep tbh mate, I think they’re just looking to flog their most sellable assets (expecting Mainoo and Garnacho to both go as well) so they can fund more incoming shite.

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Or that! :smiley:

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There was a suggetion at the start of the week that they would consider the whole squad available for transfer. No idea if that is actually true or not.

In regards to Bruno, £80M sale would bring in roughly £13M profit (they paid £67) put more importantly would cut a massive chunk off their wage bill. Getting rid of both him and Rashford would see their wage bill drop by 600Kp/w if not more. Add in Garnacho who appears to have been told he is free to find another club and they could be freeing up £1M in wages

Been watching a fair bit of Goldbridge in the mornings (what can I say, I’m a schadenfreude addict lol), and from what he’s been saying, United’s transfer policy now is to bring in exclusively young players (ie like Dorgu). Which is no doubt because they’re cheap, won’t command as high wages as more experienced players, and in theory at least will grow in sell-on value.

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If Bruno does go to Saudi Arabia would this be the first time a big name European player moves over there as the new club they are going to is actually of a better standard, more professionally run and treats their workers better?

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Sir Jim likes this! Probably his thinking as well, in all honesty (which Zibby outlined in the post above). Reduce the wage bill, replace the best paid players with younger ones who fit Amorim’s style and take it from there. Actually, it’s what they should have been doing for years but I’m glad they didn’t. :smiley:

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Bruno Fernandes. They are fucked if they sell him. They are fucked if they keep him.

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Really hope they keep him. Dont want to see them getting bailed out by Carpet rollers and hand choppers

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I’m one of those people. I’ve not heard a single United fan with that opinion though. Those I know only think he should go for £140m or more.

It makes me feel quite special if I’m honest.

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I suppose this demonstrates that a lot of modern fans are just glory hunters, who aren’t loyal to any one club.

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And you were doing so well with new account