Who would you buy? (Part 2)

The Albert
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Ekitike looks Chelsea bound.

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From the rumors floating around, Diaz is targeted by an Arab league team and Barca, Gakpo is linked with Bayern, Darwin is also strongly linked with Athletico and an Arab team, Chiesa is also looking for an out : those are 4 of our first team strikers!
I hope these are just rumors because if there are too many changes, it may disrupt the fluidity of our attack.

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I think even Darwin devotees like me have to accept that Slot doesn’t think he fits how he wants to play, even if his output improves

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Is there a fan club?

ÂŁ35 per month gets you a kaleidoscope (so that you can experience what Darwin sees when he is clean through on goal), a lobotomy (so that you can forget the offside rule) and free splinters (to stick into your arse).

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I think Darwin has reached the end of the line here, but like some others, I have a few regrets as I have willed him to ignite and bang in the goals, but it just hasn’t happened for him.

I would imagine as the summer unfolds, interest will materialize.

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Gakpo isn’t going anywhere.

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No splinters for me. I defended him to the hilt last season, when his g/a rate was among the best in Europe and he got next to no recognition for it.

Under Slot, he’s not had a look-in, though, and his form has dipped as a result.

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Are we still after a striker? I saw this picture and thought of this thread…

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That doesnt seem like it would be legal

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Also shouldn’t he be in the box? That fox looks more like a winger than a striker.

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If he trips over his tail its Gordon. I never want him in red!

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More of an opossum, in that they are known for rolling over and playing dead at the first sign of trouble.

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And his hair is like a mane. Not as good looking as a fox either. One player I would really struggle to support if he signed.

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If Diaz is sold Gordon is the player we’ll look to replace him with.

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I cannot accept it. Cannot support him!!! Ewww

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That’s good enough for me: put him straight into the first team.

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Criteria #1 for Edwards and Co

Check whether the boy is a boyhood fan of Liverpool.

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Criterion #1 for me: Ensure that @Sithbare learns that “criteria” is plural.

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