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https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1959987132828688428

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Surely they will sign someone! It’s getting silly now. Time is tight.

Larson/Wissa/Jackson. Two of the three, paid for by Isak to us. Very doable.

Assuming some competence on their staff team, and there’s the rub :flushed_face:

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Jackson is very much do-able but Larson and Wissa are a bit more troublesome when the selling club themselves need to find replacements.

The way I see it, the only way the dominos really starts to fall is that Jayden Danns gets loaned out to either Wolves or Brentford for the entire season, giving both teams a lot more time to find first team replacement for Larsen and Wissa respectively while developing Danns.

Wright and Danns will be our Eketike and potentially Isak for the seasons beyond 33/34.

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Jackson is off to Munich apparently.

On a loan or a permanent transfer?

Suggestion of a loan…

Yeah rumours are its a total shambles because an italian club have thrown it all into chaos by suggesting to buy a player outright with no mention of a loan

*this was made up

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https://x.com/Plettigoal/status/1961110255812726791

I want Pletti banned if not true

He is just to replace Wilson. On this time frame it will take until November for Newcastle to find a replacement for Isak

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November 2027.

:0)

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Why do only fools and horses get punched?

If you shaved his beard off he might look a bit like Gordon :joy:

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He is a fucking idiot if he hasn’t asked for a release clause.

https://x.com/CraigHope_DM/status/1961146715311939639
https://x.com/Plettigoal/status/1961145855131451780

“He is already on side”

https://x.com/MagpieChannel_/status/1961122390819197172

Is right :+1: now hand him over

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Upgrade? :rofl:

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Shhhhhhh ffs

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Not sure..???