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Firstly they haven’t signed Wissa yet and secondary you could probably team up two forwards and get better stats than Isak, as Wilson contributed one yellow card so effectively it’s replacing Isak on his own.

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Yes but let them believe it, we have a saying here, they probably drank enough to think they’re looking beautiful, I guess this is how it works sometimes :rofl:

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Lol we call it ‘beer goggles’

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If Watermitty is an upgrade on Isak… and Watermitty cost £85… we should offer £70 for Isak?

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Nah it is him and Wissa….

https://x.com/Nufc2Everything/status/1961125236520194325

:clap::+1::wink::face_with_spiral_eyes:

https://x.com/MagpieMediaX/status/1961123514112520446

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I’d hazard a guess they’ve never watched him.

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https://x.com/SteMoo86/status/1961133695382741238

Is this true ?

I know we’re under the watch of the Gif police, but this sums up Newcastle’s attitude here pefectly…all pissy pants and tears over how unfair it is followed by celebration of how they’ve played a blinder

Keep on going. : r/NFCNorthMemeWar

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16/1 any Italian club, I don’t think Newcastle would be interested in a loan with option to buy.

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https://youtube.com/shorts/Qk9H61k_yds?si=APt0IMW574SPKwP4

:woman_dancing:

:joy:

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And yet pretty much every Liverpool fan whether they wanted us to close a deal at the fee being talked about since the end of last season have all highlighted how the deal could be a very positive one both in strengthening their squad and their PSR position.

Live scenes from the Stuttgart office, from what I 've read, some can’t believe their luck tbh :joy: they couldn’t refuse that much money

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If there was such a thing as Gif Police you’d be in a cell getting a serious hiding for that pathetic effort…

I thought the deal for Woltemade to Bayern failed to go through because they weren’t willing to pay the asking price so he didn’t turn down Bayern, they just didn’t value him as being worth the price Stuttgart wanted.

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Yeah the story being presented is Bayern wanted to wait until next season when he’d be free, assuming their draw and early signaled intention was enough to lock him down for one more year. But when Newcastle came in he decided he’d rather take it than wait a year to go to Bayern.

https://x.com/FootyBeers/status/1961398208430485654

:joy:
At least they’re not copying songs

https://x.com/bnwbanter/status/1961326180562354177

:face_with_spiral_eyes: :joy:

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I don’t think I’ve ever come across a fanbase with such fragile egos. A legitimate question that they should be asking is why the fuck wasn’t this done in June?

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Perhaps Waltemade wasn’t available to them at that point?

He’s been available all summer. Bayern were just too stingy, and, as usual, entitled.

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