Alexander Isak is mostly out of prison, let’s hope Nick passes the medical etc
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Best part in all this will be dunking on Luke Edwards’ shiny bald head.
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I’ve heard Craig Hope is saying that this is a replacement for the 18 apps and one yellow card Callum Wilson got and Isak is still not for sale and they will sign at least 2 more strikers whilst all staying with in PSR.*
- yeah I’m being sarcastic
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Woltmeade could be a great signing from them. Was wanted by Bayern who were too cheap to get him. Reckon he’ll do well there, especially if they get someone like Wissa alongside him.
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Meh if he does any good for them this season , we bid for him next summer off them 
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With all the gobbing off from their fans and media, wouldn’t it be funny to wait for them to buy a 2nd attacker and then us pull the plug on signing Isak to fuck them up with PSR?
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That’s a big If, however this does push them into a position where they will have to sell I reckon.
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Now that Newcastle have committed to €90m Euros on Woltemade I hope we go back in for Isak with a proper lowball offer less than our previously insulting bid.
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https://x.com/MagpieMediaX/status/1961115358707773552
Newcastle fans are happy now hopefully
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He’s almost 2 metres tall. Newcastle obviously like their lanky players.
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I’d offer £90M plus £1 aand point out they still make a profit on the deal.
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Newcastle United signing process revealed
Is the player fucking massive?
Yes - Get him in and spend what it takes
No - Swerve it. We wouldn’t know what to do with him anyway.
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It’s all fine. As long as there’s no gifs
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The wording is interesting, quite a stark change from the narrative being fed up until yesterday.
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Considering that isak was responsible for them winning the league Cup and firing them into the CL twice. Even a 75m deal would make them a profit.
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