Alexander Isak (CF) Newcastle

That it’s time to get our hands in their position.

@PeachesEnRegalia will elucidiate further.

“If you change your mind, I’m the first in line, honey I’m still free, take a chance on me”

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Isak was seen at Newcastle’s training ground when the rest of the team was there, and it’s assumed he was saying goodbye. This was reported on Swedish TV.

But could be just swedish nonsense tbf

Edit… Anyway, this saga is also a big story in Sweden, they understandably have reporters on the ground.

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From the press conference

Who would he like to do?

There’ll be a few nervous young men out there.

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He already answered that, 1 more player. Meaning he has already fucked over at least 1 player, and now he would like to do 1 more.

I bet Woltmade is top.

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He isn’t even as good as Elliott.

https://x.com/lee_ryder/status/1961868736559825096

:sweat_smile:

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I’d be surprised if he did.

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Well, Isak was definitely there, the Swedes didn’t make that up, they’ve been camping there for days. Maybe he was just in for a quick coffee :rofl:

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He hasn’t got a clue about anything since this saga started.

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I don’t think Slot would have answered a question like that any differently.

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It’s a classic ‘no comment’ type response

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In fairness, it seems like Eddie Howehas no knowledge of his own name unless someone tells him in advance

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His name is a question: “Eddie?! How??!?”

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Somehowe.

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Not opening the champagne before I see a lean. :upside_down_face:

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Never heard of the ******** before, but I’m sure it does a wonderful continental breakfast

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Ormskirk is also home to Edge Hill university and has a Dutch windmill near by, it is famous for Gingerbread and the railway arrived there in 1847.

It also has an alpaca farm.

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