Alisson BECKER: 2020/21

Charming! I’m just posting what I’ve been told.

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No doubt Klopp would have mentioned it today, he mentioned everything else.

Hope it’s nothing serious to do with the baby.

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Ali has obviously gone to have Millie DNA grafted onto his DNA.
Nothing to worry about, he’ll just have to get used to the taste of Ribena.

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Milly probably gone for some Botox…

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Possibly a routine check up on his shoulder.

Whilst I’m here, I thought he was top class against Brighton. His positioning and speed off in sweeping up saved us numerous times.

And for all the criticism of his penalty saving ability I’d put forward the idea that it’s not a coincidence players keep putting it wide when he’s in goal.

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He still went the wrong way twice.
Some just don’t know how to stike a penalty shot, look at Salah he didn’t but now he does. Millie must have had a few words with him.

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Aye, De Bruyne famously doesn’t know how to strike a ball.

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Completely agree with this. If you’re up against a top class keeper you know you need to play it risky and go for the far edges of the goal with your penalty to keep it as close to the woodwork as possible in case the keeper goes that way. That increases your chances of putting too much on it and therefore missing. Regardless of which way the keeper ends up gambling on their ability has made you try for the high risk/high reward shot. A good percentage of them will always miss regardless of who takes them.

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Yeah, didn’t see him in training pics/clip today, the 3 keepers were Adrian, Kelleher and Pitaluga.

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Don’t panic!

OK, NOW PANIC!!!

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I’m saying nothing!

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At the risk of sounding like even more of a cretin than usual, I’m amazed - given the requirements for keepers not to move from line until after the PK - that more keepers don’t ‘guess central’ and just stand up. Assuming you guess correctly, seems like you’d have a better chance of saving a pen hit down the middle than one to a corner?

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If has picked up another injury needs moving on. No point been best keeper in world sat in stands.

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According to one of the ITKs he has contracted Covid19 we are cursed this year I hate 2020

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To be fair, it’s not just us. The entire Newcastle squad is in isolation.

And Raul Jiminez got a fractured skull, for fucks sake!

This season is like an apocalypse.

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Fair enough but wolves have lost one player to injury we are having one almost everyday if he got it from the Brasíl squad then I can expect Bobby to test positive as well. IAM thankful Mane has already had it with Thiago.

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Fractured skull though. There’s injuries and there’s that.

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Why would he visit a hospital if he had Cornovirus unless it was serious.

Then again Klopp didn’t mention him in anything new injury wise.

As I said earlier I hope it’s nothing personal.

As for Firmino having Covid or catching this in Brazil, hmm I doubt it, firstly Firmino was out there training tonight and secondary it would have been picked up in an earlier test, they test them twice a week I believe and he would have had 4 or 5 previous tests.

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Oh dear, oh dear and oh dear.

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