Daft Prick Boehly‘s Blue Billion Pound Plastic Bottlejobs (Part 1)

I keep saying this. Everyone thinks we’re shit, but pessimism here assumes everyone else isn’t. Chelsea are in worse form than we are, we’ve got a seven point cushion to them, and I’d rather have Slot in charge that the lad they’ve got.

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https://x.com/OliverKay/status/2046708544917876779

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We can still be shit, with 13 other teams being shitter.

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Fans love their 9 shiny new signings a year. I remember when they proclaimed they would boss the league when they signed Caciedo and Lavia.

Also the pronouncement they were so back after winning that FIFA bollocks.

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Rosenior sacked.

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Le Professeur

:rofl:

Bollocks. That means there is a chance of a new manager bounce by the time we play them.

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I’ve got no plans for the next few weeks, so am available to manage. 5 year contract with full length of deal payout if you daft cunts decide to sack mebecause I turn out to be utter shite

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It won’t matter , as long as we beat Palace on Saturday. :scream:

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It is an interesting dilemma, money vs opportunity, and do the individuals that made the choice even care or are aware.

Just going say the club was putting out to the reliable Chelsea journalists that he would stay in post and get to start the new season.

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Chelsea doing Chelsea things.

Suspect the club were going to stick by him, but someone higher up pulled the trigger.

Igor Tudor in?

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so you're telling me theres a chance

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I wonder if they can drag John Terry from the Reform campaign.

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Forest-on-Thames

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Just heard he was contracted to 2032. Happy days for him then :money_mouth_face:

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There’s probably a clause in there that would limit the separation payment he’s due. I doubt he’s going to get paid out all five remaining years.