Daft Prick Boehly‘s Blue Billion Pound Plastic Bottlejobs

It’s fantastic Fat Frank has been given the job for now. Hilarious even. If I was a Chavski player, I’d be gobsmacked.

Well Frank should be scratching around the Championship but evidently this is the era of failing upwards where the capable suffer from imposter syndrome and the imposters rise to the top.

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Fast Forward 10 games and there is no way on this earth he will want that job wrenched from him… Let the fun begin

And John Terry will already have been named Interim Interim Manager.

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Even after sleeping on it for a couple of days I still think this is the most insane appointment I can remember. “What’s the name of the guy who got Everton into so much trouble that they had to get Sean Dyche in to try and save them from relegation?” “Er, are you thinking of Frank Lampard boss?” “Yeah, that’s the guy! Go get him!” “Thing is boss, h…” “Goddammit don’t argue with me boy!” *fires six rounds into ceiling.

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The question is… why didn’t they just keep Potter?

Lampard kept Everton up through circumstance.

Chelsea might just go on a PL 10game winless streak :0)

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Fixed it for you. :nerd_face:

the last time Lampard was in charge at Chelsea was in 2021

the last time both Hodgson was in charge at Palace was in 2021

that season we were crap, knocked out of the League cup and FA cup in the 4th rounds

And we were also knocked out of Europe by Real Madrid

we then went on a run and finshed in 3rd place

hopefully history repeats itself this year

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Didn’t think it was possible, but Chelsea just became more of an embarrassment

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I hope he smashes it and earns a full time contract.

Best man for the job.

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Still time for Super Frankie to get them in a relegation battle?

:joy:

He’s started off perfectly.

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So how did the hefty, tory nepokid get on today? He lost hahahahahaha.

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Fat Frankie back at Chelsea :flushed: :rofl:

:joy:

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Fwat fwank has an IQ of 150, dontchaknow

Just like my boys Guinea Pigs built a Dyson sphere

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That’s one of the best videos I’ve ever seen

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Hairy hands should have taken more time following the game and not mocking women.

Then again 10 year deal.

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Knowledge? Who knows, it’s possible in theory.

Putting it in practice? Managerial career so far suggests otherwise.