Daft Prick Boehly‘s Blue Billion Pound Plastic Bottlejobs

I think he fell into the usual game fairly quickly, as did the rest of the club - supporters included.

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Music to my ears. Music to my fucking ears.

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They all generally suit each other, owner, manager, fans.

What he means is expected goals…

He doesn’t mean points on the table.

“We should be fourth but we signed Nicolas Jackson”

Porch really is a loser.

Fixed

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Can’t even win against a 10 man Burnley.

Their Expected goals was 3, Burnley was 2.

So yes again they underperformed against a 10 man Burnley :joy:

Burnley almost stole it at the end though. That would have left the Chelsea fanbase rabid.

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juicy.

https://x.com/MaaxiAngelo/status/1779084639480557717

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Not against the rules?

I can see how they can sell as asset to cover debts, but I struggle to see how selling it to Todd Boehly is within the spirit of the rules.

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Chelsea in 23-24…

Abject. Terrible. Incompetent. A complete fucking shitshow.

Win their two games in hand and they’re above Utd.

How the fucking fuck did we draw twice with those absolute shites from Old Toilet?

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They probably won’t.

That it’s even possible is bending my melon, man.

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I think the simpler answer is that they’re quickly becoming Everton. Absolutely useless in everything else but playing against us.

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They have the second highest wage bill in the league lol

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You cannot reasonably prevent it. All you can do is require the value they put in their books is not inflated. Remember, if this was in CFC’s portfolio it would have been revenue generating so like Barca selling off a bunch of thei revenue generating assets for short term cash it’s not good for the longer term

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Which is the opposite of wha5 you’re supposed to have when loading up with young unrealized talent. Tremendous mismanagement there

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