He even drew his testicle on a map! 
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Her face looks like a half-sucked mango.
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If you are questioning my abilities to focus and channel, your are on to something.
I’ll be ready. I just needed this.
@SBYM I find it curious that you have not congratulated me: my first vote probably saved the world, including you.
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I have now heard at least 2 of his cronies say this.
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I’m waiting for the legal challenges to play out…
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I am wearing a Reds mask on my appointment. I’m warming up. You need to be a believer in @Alright_Now, not a doubter. He always comes through every 30 years.
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Fox News to Magnus “If you like our coverage, please disable your adblocker”
Magnus to Fox News: “Lol, no. Not in this universe”.
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@Alright_Now winning the world over one poster at a time.
Cop that.
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I mean…
Right, now it is time for me to just tune out from all of this bleak nonsense, happy nonsense and nonsense in general and enjoy some cozy episodes of the Mandalorian and baby Yoda riding shotgun.
Take care guys, and have a good evening/night, wherever you may be.
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Cheers, @Magnus. Bring your A game tomorrow.
Curious. How did you know this song exists? 
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First, my congratulations to Joe
Cheatin’ Joe Biden is trying to steal the presidency so that snake in the grass could be your new POTUS. Enjoy it while it lasts, Joe, you asshole, because you’re very old and about to die soon. And you’ll go to the bad place.
My thanks to everyone involved in the rigged counting process
You threw away Trump votes and stuffed the ballot boxes with fake Hispanics called Sanchez Burrito. But you worked so hard at it. When Mexican drug gangs murder your families, maybe you should think about that.
No president has ever done more
The completed wall. The establishment of Space Force. The elimination of Covid from the United States. The ending of racism. I’m only sorry I didn’t put Hillary on death row, but it wasn’t my fault. I’m just one guy fighting liberal-fascist CNN fake news.
It’s been a great four years in the White House
Everything here is mine. I moved in with it. That Oval Office desk I brought here from Trump Tower. I’m taking everything: Tiffany lamps, that painting of George Washington, the Bill of Rights. They’re all going in Jared’s truck. And the light bulbs.
My thanks to my tireless campaign team
Actually just Ivanka. She’s a hot piece of ass, right? She brightens up any hardworking president and father’s day. The rest of you cocksuckers can go f**k yourselves.
This isn’t over
We’ve all got to move on in life, and this is my chance to found a TV channel discussing QAnon’s entirely true claims that Hillary is an immortal paedo-vampire.
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Dominic Raab sounds as if he doesn’t mean it and now has to change his tune now Biden has won.
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They’re almost identical? 
Apart from the whole “force for good in the world” compared with “We intend to put forward concrete proposals on how we can close ranks as a transatlantic community - be it with regards to players such as China…”. Yeah, apart from that they’re almost identical.
I’m no fan of his but fuck me, imagine if Raab had said the latter…
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Kamala was nails I thought.
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Solid event. Got a lot of texts from people hopeful again.
Could have used the Thiago song at the end. But otherwise I’m happy and relaxed.
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