Ding Dong.....the US Politics Thread (Part 1)

He said Trump never even kissed him goodbye in the morning and hasn`t called since(I may have made this bit up)

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Well, I would not mind if you took your almost nonstop swearing elsewhere or stop it, whatever comes first.

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Loving the fact that the Trump campaign just paid $3m to see Biden’s lead go up by 87 votes.

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At the same time, an obscene number of American children will go to bed hungry tonight, so perhaps such an egregious misuse of money should not be laughed at.

I guess since they were goober dollars it would have just been used to fund some televangelist’s new Gulfstream or to harangue some teenager thinking about an abortion…maybe this is better…

What a fucked up world we live in.

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Money alone doesn’t fix it sadly.

It needs political reform as well. Same here in the UK. Our government were happy to pay a Spanish middle man with some twisted PPE deal £22m. That same value would feed kids lunch until Christmas.

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Seriously, they’re letting him play with his dog?

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Seems fair. After all, Trump is probably out playing with some pussy… Cat, I mean.

Definitely cat.

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My dog cut in front of me this morning on our run so that she could chase a squirrel. Fortunately for this country, I have great balance. We can’t afford more injuries to our leaders.

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Indeed. Glad to see you protected your dog and did not fall on it.

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So that rules him out of the Ajax game then? or could he play with a surgical boot?

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Just juice him up and as he’s on his way through the door give him a slap on the ass and he’ll be fine

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Take a knife to that face and work just a bit on loosening the flesh mask, and you have lizard for real.

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One would think. But actually, we are in the middle of the psychopath game, so yeah, this will go on for some time yet.

You have to remember that except for maybe a bit more than 150k from COVID, not actually that many have died yet as a direct consequence of the GOP and Trump conspiracy theories. Just a few after all, not enough for real proper statistics !
You got to smash the odd egg to make a Republican omelet after all. Can’t expect every single bureaucrat to be able to sleep at night, the power of the the party takes priority when compared to the odd pesky civil servant feeling the heat.

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Michal Flynn. Eh, Michael Flynn wants to stage a military coup. It is almost remarkable, but not quite. I am used this now:

Personally, I think that it is a great idea. Trump would lose by an even bigger margin if a second vote were held. People are fed up with his childish petulance and his disrespectful approach to democratic values.

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Who is this looney? Hopefully not someone important?

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3 star general. Formerly responsible for giving 4 star generals and NATO careful and balanced intelligence in Afghanistan, now riding the Trumpian wave off a cliff. He is not the only looney general in the US these days though. I suspect he is involved with manipulating the absolute imbeciles in Qanon personally, but that is my own theory based on his resume and previous writings.

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