Diogo JOTA: 2020/21

[AfriKana]

@AfriKana

This one kinda came out of the blue for me, think he is low key underrated by a lot of people, Jimenez to, another one I enjoy watching.

Like clockwork the cost has brought up questions on Werner which is understandable, but money aside, this one excites me more.

Every time I watched him play, he reminds me of Suarez in how he approaches the game, he’s aggressive, very direct, good movment, good in tight spaces and can get goals.

He literally stumbles through challenges and somehow still ends up with the ball and he’s off again, must be a nightmare to deal with.

Price is a bit steep for me but I’ll leave that to the capable hands of Edwards, give this man a pay rise.

I had a celebratory toke yesterday with some rum after the Thiago signing, after this signing wrapped up with that Utd loss im acting like its Friday again

Brilliant player, and yes I’m acting like its Friday again, long may it continue

[Limiescouse]

@Colossal_centre_back

The Mane comparisons are becoming more and more a reality every day. He doesn’t give up just like Mane, keeps his head up no matter what and knows he can produce when needed.

The disallowed goal was a real Mane style play. He picked the ball up in a relatively nothing position and from there just put his head down and forced something to happen and next thing he’s in the box squaring to Mane.

[Kopstar]

Fucking hell, with this and the Thiago song joining the existing song book, it’s going to be an even bigger party when we can finally get fans back inside Anfield.

Kieran Molyneux (kieranmolyneux)

Gonna need words for O-G

Ideas…

[TexasRed]

This lad!!! I was surprised to see we nabbed him from Nuno for that price. We could we have 2 signings of the year here with Diogo and Thiago!

Jota is playing like a young Mané-Firmino hybrid. He presses when in defense, drives at the defense in possession, and has the offensive nous for our midfield and fullbacks to pick out passes to him.

I love seeing him come on as a super-sub option, but now I’m starting to wonder if replacing Bobby for a couple spells could do our No. 9 some good?

[CymruRed]

D-I-O-G-O, D-I-O-G-O, He is D-Dangerous,He is I-Incredible,He is O-Outstanding,He is G-Godlike,He scores G- OoooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooals D-I-O-G-O…maybe??

[cynicaloldgit]

@CymruRed

maybe??

Hopefully not.

[sandsoftime]

10/10 for effort

[CymruRed]

C’mon mate live a little,get down with the disco you oldgit,you know you want to,i can tell your humming the tune and tapping your feet.

[Alright_Now]

Grade: F

Please redo.

[CymruRed]

I’ll take an F,i didn’t do much homework or put any effort into it,what would you grade this one then mate? i know you love ABBA aswell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMjVlA_eqUk

[rupzzz]

Thank fuck Diogo won’t hear that abomination in the empty grounds - gives us a chance to come up with something half decent!

[Kopstar]

@rupzzz

Thank fuck Diogo won’t hear that abomination in the empty grounds - gives us a chance to come up with something half decent!

Haha. It’s far too long for a player song, no way you’d get through it without it being interrupted by something on the pitch.

Back to D-I-O-G-O

[rupzzz]

@Kopstar

Back to D-I-O-G-O

Yeah but no…

[Kopstar]

https://youtu.be/6C7dz1o55vw

[StevieG08]

What is this rubbish? haha

[Barnestormer]

Should Jota replace Firmino for Liverpool?

The BBC have noticed our incumbent No 9.

[rupzzz]

Hendo is the man.

I’ve written a song about him

H-E-N-D-O , H-E-N-D-O, He is H-Hench , He is E-excellent, He is N-nice ,He is D- da man, He scores - oOoooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooover head kick goals H-E-N-D-O…maybe not

[Kopstar]

You realise the D-I-O-G-O acronym in the song is to directly parallel the D-I-S-C-O of the original? That song literally uses DISCO as an acronym.

[rupzzz]

Yes, I do, hence borat

[Scott.Jones]