Family have a place on Tivoli Avenue and love the spot
wow catching crocodilesâŠnice hobby to have and a wholesome family outing⊠âKids, its the holidaysâŠshall we go catch some crocodiles!â
When can I come visit. Spent some time at Milk beach just up the street!
This thread is weird. The posts are related to the thread. Get a grip guys.
Look at this guy putting in a bit of practice before going camping in Australia :0)
Hahaha. Think he was just practicing to go into the backyard, mate. We donât wear all that fancy safety gear down here mate! 
Talking about Australian attitudes to danger - here is an ABC article (and video) celebrating hammerheads swimming next to QLD beaches:
Dr Meynecke from Griffith Universityâs Coastal and Marine Research Centre said about 40 scalloped hammerhead sharks have been swimming off Burleigh Heads since late March.
âI literally pay thousands of dollars to swim with sharks in other places around the world and here we have them at our doorstep and in two metres of water.â
âThose juvenile ones donât actually present any danger unless somebody tries to grab the tail and flip it around and kiss it,â he said.
âAnything that small are generally scared of people.â
But he said people should still maintain a safe distance, even as the sharks migrate north ahead of winter.
âOne of those sharks could think that youâre a fish.â
In 2020, a man was killed by a shark while he was surfing near bait fish at Greenmount Beach on the southern Gold Coast.
Snakes in cars:
That clip reminds me⊠There was plenty of Sunday Night Grab a Grannies, from The Grafton nightclub, that were also excellent at handling snakes in a car :0)
I know exactly where this is. Just up the beach from Currumbin Sanctuary. Thatâs is an absolutely stunning part of the world, Iâd move just south of there (Brunswick Heads) in a heartbeat. North of it is Surferâs Paradise, not my cuppa. far too western/commercialized.
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Best thing ever to come out of Oz is this video.
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Love these. The wankers in the boat is funny, the second one I feel sorry for the Kanga and the man.
And on a completely different note, WTF are Macquarie dictionary thinking:
https://www.macquariedictionary.com.au/blog/article/905/
Word of the year is going to be something which is in enormously wide circulation, and which somehow captures the flavour of the year,â Sussex said.
âNow, in 2013, I think it was selfie, which is an Australian one and actually got up as word of the year for us, in Australia, and for the British.â
Sussex said these terms were uniquely Australian.
âCozzie livs, meaning cost of living, is in formation because we take each word and turn it into a diminutive and then put an S on the end as if the whole thing is a noun,â he said.
âWhich is creative and very typical of us.â
Yeah nothing to be proud of. Sounds stups if you ask me.
First Australian guy I ever met in the UK, worked in a Circus as a human cannonball⊠He told me he was on £60per week wages⊠plus mileage :0)
To this day, I still donât know if he was pulling my leg, or he was actually serious
Big News!
Iâve been granted permanent residence in the land of Oz 
Pretty hilarious right in the middle of the Ashes, but very happy nevertheless. Back to Sydney in October 
Ps Mods can we merge the Australia threads?
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Berlin wonât be the same without you 
Thanks Ifti. Itâll be marginally worse, of course, but Iâll be here in the summer months.
Trying to maximise the benefits.
Watching LFC at 7am is the only downside.
The scenes when he leaves will make the reunification celebrations look like a Man City open-top bus trophy tour.
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