It would certainly help!
Good to see it is always Aussies doing the research that matters.
BBC News - Monkeys will never type Shakespeare, study finds
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Itâs a headline in New Scientist too. Itâs more important stuff (like last weekâs Cockatoo news) that shows Australia is clearly the centre of all that is good and great in the world. Canât think of any newsy thing over the next week that could knock Straya off the front page.
Still laughing at the statement two posts up.
''Monkey labour"
Gold!!
Sooo, Alan Jones hey? Growing up I despised him, and John Laws. Iâm hardly surprised.
From the Guardian:
âHis radio career was marked by controversies, including comments that the prime minister Julia Gillard had lied and that her late father had âdied of shameâ as a result. In 2019 he also made comments about the New Zealand prime minister Jacinda Ardern, saying someone should âshove a sockâ down her throat.â
Charming!
No surprise with Jones. They have been looking for the smoking gun for decades and now it looks like they have it. Top lawyers will probably drag it out until the pervert dies.
The book Jonestown was great. Lots of careful insinuations re his behaviour but clearly thought he was bulletproof with his sway and power. He even got away with the London toilet episode.
On the other hand he was a seriously good speaker and motivator and did wonders for charity etc but that doesnât change the fact he is a pervert.
And I sat next to him on a plane a few years ago (true). He was a fuckwit without even trying to touch me up.
A happier article:
Just around the corner from us. I was on that corner a couple of hours before the incident.
Danger seems to be following you. Shouldnât you get your arse back to Liverpool for that Christmas do you are hosting? You have an interesting enough life story without following around every shooting around the mean eastern suburbs of Sydney.
The notable thing is that the area is such an unlikely scene for an incident like this.
Of course Iâll be back for my event. Please come along and buy my merch.
Iâm not so sure. Plenty of contract killings in the mean eastern subs. I lived two doors down from one shooting - man gunned down on his driveway in Bellevue Hill. It wasnât even made a big deal of at the time and there has long been a sense that illegal money is welcome.
Weâre not really the ES. It was at the end of Crown St, Surry Hills, an area known for gays and gourmands.
The shooter probably flounced off to a Michelin starred restaurant, where heâs hiding out eating lobster with his fabulous friends.
Yeah, nah itâll be gang related. Youâd be safer back at the Christmas party, Craig
Think his grandparents may have the more interesting story. They named their son ânevilleâ FFS so must have been through some fucked up weird shit.
And confirmation:
Quite a bit of video footage on the news. Like seeing a gangster movie shot in your neighborhood.
Welcome to the eastern suburbs. How do you think some of the inhabitants afford their many-multimillion dollar homes?
Just saw the news about that piece of shit.
Who could have known he would turn out to be an irredeemable cunt?
