Drill Baby Drill...the US Politics Thread (Part 2)

https://x.com/highbrow_nobrow/status/1924284072571937250

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How to say I will fellate to keep favour without saying I will fellate to keep favour.
What a bunch of cock suckers

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https://x.com/BlueATLGeorgia/status/1924315516136567045

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Could it be the Sultan of Grift has upset more than a few in his own party with his ready acceptance of the flying Gin Palace?
Surely not! They would be hung,drawn and quartered,questioning he who thinks the sun shines out of his essential orifice.

Witkoff anticipates a perfect phone call.

Translation : Putin has already given notice of ā€˜concessions’ which will be enough to satisfy Trump and strongarm Zelensky. (Possibly with the promise of a SuperYacht too sometime soon.)

Never have I been less optimistic about anything.

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When Putin gets off the phone call, in all likelihood he will have a Cauliflower ear like some seasoned Rugby Player, due to the monotonous tone, and never ending ā€˜self centred’ drivel the Orange One will be spouting. Unlikely, the war/peace deal even gets a mention.

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That said it’s probably better this way.

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…who died in tornados that we’re now less able to identify and communicate the emergence of because of cuts to the NWS

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https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1924422873734660208

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I wonder if this is an indirect admission of guilt, that his campaign is guilty of all of that?

Unpatriotic. I wonder does he realise that Bono is not American.

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Does Bono know that?

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I don’t know, maybe he still hasn’t found what he’s looking for.

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https://x.com/atrupar/status/1924453488169255247

Alien interference!

Did that come before or after Prometheus? :thinking:

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https://x.com/atrupar/status/1924456262860751020

No sure, definitely started in New York.

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