Italy look like England.
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We’ve got Steffen Freund as commentator. Automatic reach for the mute button in our home.
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No Cauliflower, no joy.
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Jeez, what happened to the Italian art of defending?
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I wondered who that was.
I’ve just had the offside rule explained to me by my wife, involving an analogy of women queuing at a nightclub and one queue jumping by means of chucking her stilettos to a pal at the front.
It made literally no fucking sense to me, but I think I have just experienced the first documented case of womensplaining.
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Vargas is a Jota lookalike.
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I don’t see it. 
They are all about 5ft 8 but they keep crossing the ball 
Italian fans doing the wave, ironically I suppose
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They remind me of Man Utd under Moyes.
Didn’t even notice that Barella was on the pitch till he got taken off.
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Every single cross is shit too.
Switzerland are better than England
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Imagine how bad Italy V England would be
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We are blessed
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Fucking hell, this is so boring I actually thought about watching cricket for a moment.
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One of Austria, Switzerland or Turkey will likely be going to the final.
That thread is more lively 
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Y’all not ready for my cricket expertise
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can you put her in touch with Darwin?
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