FIFA World Cup 2026 - USA/Canada/Mexico (Part 1)

I mean he hasnt even licked the ball sweat from under his finger nails yet. What is he even doing? This is not what we expect from this side.

Bad news for any England supporters:

Ghanaian witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam has vowed to put a curse on Harry Kane for Tuesday’s England vs Ghana

“I am working on Harry Kane. I have shown what I am capable of before so I know what work I must do to stop him. I am not wishing him serious injury. It will be just enough to stop him against my country. I will do my work so that it can help Ghana”

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Just drop laxatives in the ghanaian water at 22mins…

He spent over 10 years at Spurs. How much more of a hex does he think he can put him under?

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Probably neutralised the “curse” that Kane already had, so it will not be what Ghana really wants.

The player to score in 6 different world cup. Really?! :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:

Wow

Messi is still better.

Thing is it often felt like Messi is Ronaldo’s biggest motivation. Never felt like Messi gave a shit about Ronaldo.

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Damn, CR7 knows his free kick is shite, so someone else takes it. What a free kick.

He still makes it about himself though… Pointing to his temple and as if to show that it’s his idea.

Uzbekistan making the case for having less teams

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Pepe looks even more like an Alien than he did.

These hydration breaks are nothing to do with player welfare. They’re just a cover for commercial breaks, demanded by American TV companies. FIFA will be getting their cut also.

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How did Uzbekistan even make it here? Then we have nations like Italy, Denmark, Nigeria and even Georgia sat at home watching from the sofa.

Ok I take that back, they fully deserve to be there.

Ooops

That’s a beauty of a goal.

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maybe that but…

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Never ever a foul.

Ok, it might’ve been a foul.

Yep, whacks his knee. 100% a foul.

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Urgh, it’s going to be disallowed isn’t it?

Considering what has been to be allowed in this tournament thats bollocks. What about that Scottish penalty? that was just as bad.

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