FIFA World Cup: Qatar 2022

I clearly said it wasn’t. I wrote that. Didn’t you read ?

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“Qatar dreamed of bringing the World Cup to a place that it had never been before, but that it wouldn’t be enough just to achieve things on the pitch.The pitch would be a platform for progress.”
Dreams can come true. That is why you are here. You share Generation Amazing’s twin passions for the game of football and for making the world a more tolerant and inclusive place.”

David ‘Goldenballs’ Beckham … who is reported to be receiving £150m from the Qataris, offered his upbeat assessment in a video message played to guests at the Supreme Committee’s “Generation Amazing” youth festival in Doha, where he also told those gathered that “today is your day to dream”.

Beckham like his mate Neville is showing what a hypocritical piece of shit he is.

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pint?

I’d be doing vodka in a bottle of fruit juice or gatorade

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Condom and coke.

Open coke, drink some, place condom over opening, pour in your poison, tie off and close up. Open coke at security and let them smell it’s just coke, then break condom once past security. Sure it doesnt work anymore, but it used to.

And NO, it has to be a lubricated condom, it doesn’t work with balloons.

Sometimes it’s just good to admit you have a problem if you can’t go without a drink for a couple of hours.

3.30pm time for another beer :+1:

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Every morning walking into Disneyland with an extra grande Starbucks cup (same as everybody else) only mine doesn’t taste of coffee……

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It’s when you shake till you’ve had 4 before breakfast you have a problem. Apparently

the replacements beer GIF by gifnews

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Just bloody greedy. He’s rich enough, he didn’t need that money.

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not a fucking chance am I drinking anything that comes out of a condom…

I remember being in Sydney for NYE with a half dozen 500ml cokes. most topped up with Jim Beam. one was not, but I got the bottles mixed up and gave one to a cop at 1am. He gave me a funny look, but he kept it.

As some has mentioned, Budwiser could have used this hoo-ha to generate free publicity for its Bud Zero but failed to do it…

Support your local and stay home … :sunglasses:

Barca have 17 players at the WC now, almost their entire first team squad.

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Years ago I was staying in Cincinnati which has a significant German-American population and has an Oktoberfest of sorts. We wondered over to one tent which was selling Bud and Bud Lite.

I asked the chap at the bar what the difference was. I think he picked up from my accent that I came from somewhere with a different culture on beer as he offered the following piece of advice:

“Bud is almost completely tasteless American beer. Bud Lite is entirely tasteless American beer. I think you’ll want to try out that tent over there.”

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My apologies, I should have been clearer on that.

I didn’t mean you, I mean the global media at large.

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InBev should sue the shit out of FIFA. They gave away a tournament for which licensing had already been finalized and didnt put in place provisions to ensure that all bidding countries would abide by the pre-existing licencing contracts.

People forget now, but Qatar were forced to put into their bid the promise that it would be held in the summer and the bid was required to document how they would achieve that safely. 2 years after being granted it they said “lol…no fuckin way can we do this. Sorry lads, winter it is.”

FIFA dont give a shit because they’ve already been paid.

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Fucking disgusting.

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And apparently Beckham getting 150million for saying nice things about them. It’s not as if they don’t have the cash.

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Rumours that the Ecuador squad were approached to throw the opening match. Lovely

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Anyone know what the record is?

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