Smicer for Kewell in 2005?
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Hamman for Steve Finnan?
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Nallo on for Danna v PSV Jan 2025?
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Gomez for whoever, May 30 2026. Joe comes on and scores his first Liverpool goal. A nice time to get it, too, as it is the CL final and he nabs the winner. 
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https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/2025628403320123562
TBF this is a somewhat standart thing in Germany
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TBH, he has the look of a man terrified by huge compound nouns and random gender.
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I remember Jack Whitham scoring a hat trick on his debut. I was in the Anfield Road end, behind the goal, with my dad.
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It wasnāt his debut 
but I remember that game too v Derby. Thought we had a star but sadly it didnāt happen for him. Only played 15 gamesā¦
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Kann mein Vater endlich die Klappe halten?
Is probably all he needs and he can pass it to the hierarchy for them to shut it too
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standard you damn foreigner.
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The german cases used to do my head in. Wait till he starts learning those.
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Iām learning German to be fair
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Ox and little Ox
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Does Ox have to do Glaswegian classes?
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Depends on whether heās gained his qualifications already via Robertson?
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The local technical college does classes. The course is called āYer no fae roon these pairtsā and instead of using a blackboard, they have a Weegee board.
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I saw it and my first reaction was it had to be AI 
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Is he managing over there or has he just shown up randomly?
