Former players and managers - general discussion

monty python the french guard GIF

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Oh Peter, would you please explain that thingy in more layman’s term for us mere mortals. :upside_down_face:

To think of Peter Griffin explaining machine learning is really entertaining. That said, as someone who only really picked up programming in the last year (and previously thought “that looks like too much work”) I can definitely empathize with the “what the hell is this?” perspective.

What the hell is Python? Ironically, in the programming world, Python is actually quite analogous to the role that Gini played — it is useful in a bunch of different areas
from making GUIs (applications) to web development and pretty much everything in between. Particularly, it is useful with machine learning. Also, from the text of the code, it is the closest thing to English that you will see in programming. R, another language that I use, looks basically like code vomit, whereas Python is (comparatively) cleaner.

So why the hell did you post this? There is a Python model called RandomForestClassifier (RFC), which is essentially a model that looks at labeled outcomes (e.g. “BLOWOUT RESULT”, “CLOSE RESULT”, “DRAW”), looks at all of the information that determines those outcomes (e.g. goals), and then predicts future outcomes based on what it learns. It’s pretty cool! In fact, I taught myself programming by using the FiveThirtyEight soccer datasets, and just trying new concepts as I learned more.

You still didn’t explain the gini bit: Anyway, in programming, models have settings that you can configure. One of these settings is called “criterion”, which means “how do you want the model to improve itself?” You can enter “entropy” or “gini”, the latter of which essentially means “calculate the probability that the machine is wrong when it makes a random pick.” The idea is for the machine to calculate “gini” and then use it to make better predictions by figuring out what leads to wrong predictions. I have set RFCs to have “gini” most of the time, but — instead of entering “gini” — I tied the string “gini” to the word wijnaldum. Did it purely as a joke, but I still got more entertainment out of it than I should have done.

Not sure if you meant that seriously, @Iftikhar , but perhaps you learned something today. :smiley:

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Think Winona Ryder GIF by reactionseditor

I come here for football chat and even that confuses me sometimes.

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At least we now know Cardiff Pete’s last name.

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Well I’m glad we cleared that up

Confused Listening GIF by Label1

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Yay, Monty Python.

Alright, I’ll try to get us back on track: El-Hadji Diouf

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cobra GIF

https://fb.watch/v/1QYv0cw_d/

Pepe Reina on The Masked Singer.

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Suppose he must be doing it for a laugh, can’t need the money i would hope.

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To play him at LB.

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He needed the costume so he could copy Sterling’s running


I won’t lie, the battery situation aside I like Flanno. Scouse Cafu, if you will.

long live his tackle on Soldado.

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is that possible though?

its one of those great philosophical questions.

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no it’s not. lost a lot of respect for him and it really was the demise of his career

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At 39 he stills at some professional football

Always liked him, others scored more goals but he gave us juale le vivre.

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:speaking_head: Joe Cole on his time at Liverpool FC: "It just didn’t work and I’m gutted mate.
"I would have loved it to work and I would have loved to have played with [Luis] Suarez and [Raheem] Sterling in a front three.
“In my prime I could have really complimented them, I think we would have been good but my body just wouldn’t let me do it.” #LFC

How many months have he been on his prime? Worst free signing we ever had in the last 20 years.

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About 2002-09, a period that eneded when he fucked his knee.

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Joe Cole was class. Should have been good for us but
. That’s football

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