I’ve been conducting a grand ego fuelled experiment to see how much I’d been missed. Not impressed at the results to be honest.
In all seriousness, I’ve been unable to access the site since June and the update, because my iOS wasn’t compatible with the update. Finally got my phone sorted out tonight.
Have really missed the forum during the start of the season. Had to use Social Media for my footy chat, and Christ it’s fucking wild out there.
Welcome back.
@Klopptimist has really missed you.
A yin without its yang is just a tear.
Apple OS’s suck. Get an Android
Anyway , it’s great to see you online.
The old “iOS not compatible” story eh?
You haven’t missed much. Matty Hurst has a huge crush on the Bosz, Gasbag was in Tasmania doing “Art” and we now win every game 3-1.
It’s probably a browser issue. But anyway, Get an Android.
Results have been great without you.
We’ll know who to blame if we don’t win at the weekend.
If I do the post match on Saturday, and we lose, you lot are going to fucking lynch me, aren’t you…
Can you update the site again please? 
just be a passenger for a while, ease back into it after your summer holiday.
you didn’t miss much, except @PeachesEnRegalia is stalking a certain manc fan named “Alice”
FIFY
Well that’s a bit anticlimactic, isn’t it. I can see this thread being the most viewed for a while but with everyone drifting off feeling short changed and disappointed.
Least you could have said is that you were recruited by Cardiff Pete in the dead of night a few months ago to go off and save the planet or something.
Yes, particularly as my predictions since the Plastics have been spot on, 1-1! 
Welcome back. The post match threads weren’t the same without you.
Nor the UK politics thread … 
Ironic that I’m seeing several reportable posts in the mods thread….