I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

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Let me get this right, Frank Lampard is now Everton manager. The guy who absolutely blew his last job to pieces.

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Wtf was that. It made like a 90s ad for a shaver

Now tell me how to unsee that

Edit: i just read about the aftershave comment

Lampard is not going to end well for them. Literally the only thing that makes them want him so much is that he was ever against Liverpool throughout his career as that rivalry developed and he went to Anfield, told Klopp to fuck off and got thrashed anyway.

He’s not done much of note anywhere. Derby were left in the same position they were when he left and he was out of his depth at Chelsea and launched as soon as it became obvious that the ‘bedding in’ period was in fact just him being shit. I suspect he will get more of a go from the Ev fans and media than others before him because, I mean, it’s Frank but that’s not going to make him less shit. And he’s kept Ferguson on, the gormless twat.

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Available for a mere £8

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Please bring back Barkley now, please.

:joy:

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The only thing Fwank is any good at … is spending the owners money :0)

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And eating. Very important to carb load

There is talk amongst some fans, some on here even about “do we really want them relegated”

The answer to that is a resounding yes.

Fuck them, a year in the championship minimum would be awesome I think

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I want them to yoyo for a few years. That way we never miss out on the derby for more than a year (probably not even that because we’d definitely end up drawing them in the cups) and get the repeated joy of them getting relegated a few times.

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Come on Brentford.

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£8???

Surely you mean 19.95?

:wink: :nerd_face:

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Aren’t they the only club to have never been relegated? That would make it even funnier :+1:

Fixed it for you

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Since 1954, Arsenal are the longest having not been relegated since 1919.

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Cant believe these fucking morons have signed Dele Ali for a fee that could be 40million.

For 2.5 years too? Need to resign next year or resale value will be minimal?

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It’s just a totally Everton signing

That sort of a money for a football who doesn’t really seem that I retested in football and would prefer to sell clothes.

You gotta love it

That’s a big first team squad right now.

Another summer of starting from zero, trying to clean, replace, etc.

Seen already a few times at Everton in last years.

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Funny how they suddenly seem to have money to spend especially when they spent fuck all for Rafa

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