I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

Can’t blame Dele Alli , this is the closest he can get to playing his home matches in anfield.

Brands: I want van de Beek
Rafa: no :slight_smile:
Moshiri: fires Brands
Rafa: now I want to get rid of Digne
Moshiri: okay :slight_smile:
Rafa: :slight_smile:
Moshiri: fires Rafa
Moshiri: signs van de Beek
Moshiri: :slight_smile:

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He only got the Chelsea job because they couldn’t entice a ‘proper’ manager when they were including a transfer ban in their New Starter pack.

Queue the giant media circle jerk as he got a couple of results only being able to work with what he had so I don’t think any FFP restrictions will phase Frank

He’s like MacGyver !

The worry for me is in terms of first 11 strength and squad depth, this Everton side is streets ahead of the Sarri squad he took over at Chelsea and, let’s not forget, if it wasn’t for Rafa, they’d be at least 15th now.

I fancy them for the league this year

I wouldn’t mind fwank getting them to 15th… Spending a crap load of money the next window and then keeping them in the relegation battle again.

Let them fight out the relegation battle for a couple of seasons before finally getting relegated

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Dele Alli… turning up for first day of training in his £300k Rolls Royce…
Got a feeling the Blueshite fans are gonna connect with this guy from the off… NOT!

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The twat has a tampon hanging from his rear view mirror.

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Where’s the cuckoo clock money, Bill?

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It’s gone to pay the electricity bill because Joe Royle was the last person in the trophy room and he left the light on.

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Ashley Cole is Frank’s new addition to his coaching staff.

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They’ve gone all in on being trashy

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If it wasn’t a soap opera before… Its certainly going to be one now
The Only Way Is Essex… is moving to Woodison and don’t ya just love it… :rofl:

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What’s Ferguson’s role going to be in the new set up, kit man?

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Water bottle boy🤾‍♂️

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The fall guy who has to blast the players while Frank pretends he’s the nice guy.

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Thugish cunt coach

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From Some-Time/Some Times Not Manager - to - Full Time MMA Trainer.!

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It’s not really a stat you want if you’ve been at a club 3 and a bit years.

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I am happy that they are still in the cup. The more games for them and the more chances of fatigue and injury the better.

If Watford beat Burnley tonight these complete cunts are going to be looking over the shoulders… if they aren’t already.

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