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They are really shit aren’t they.
The thing that might let them off is that Norwich, Watford and probably Burnley are worse
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It is exactly what will.
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Root and branch, boys. Root and branch…
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Dangerous thing for a manager to say about his own players.
Especially about this breed of cunt who shows time and time again he likes to down tools.
Great to see
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We all know the deficient anatomy is higher up their goalkeeper’s body.
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Townsend out for the rest of the season.
Big loss for them
Played less and less lately.
But yeah they need every bit of luck.
It’s a really serious situation, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they went down.
They must pray that they somehow have enough to just about finish 17th.
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Sad news for Townsend. He looked okay whenever he was used and was probably getting his career back on track.
Coincidence that the Liver Building, in which Moshiri is listed as majority shareholder was put up for sale days after Usmanov was hit with sanctions?
Dodgy dealings or is Moshiri realising he’s going to need to fund that sinking ship himself?
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If I had the kind of money required, I’d buy the building and turn it into a hotel.
Just to kick Everton out.
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Don’t kick.
Just push will do.
Be nice. 
Then again, they’re the Bitters, so give them a whammy flying kick. 
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Nah, if I had the money, I would provide the funding for their stadium, but insist on all the seats being red, with red neon lighting all around it - just because I’m a petty and immature little shit that would find that fucking hilarious
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I think you could get more joy for a fraction of the cost by becoming their main shirt sponsor… with a new company set up solely for the purpose… imagine all the players and fans walking about with “Bitter” emblasoned on their kits.
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Even better, get the forum to sponsor them. Imagine them walking out with theanfieldnoise.com blazened across their shirts 
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Start a brewing company called everton bitters and then be their shirt sponsor
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