I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

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Hope Woy does us a favour and makes Watford survive at the expense of Everton.

Forget the games in hand cause Everton ain’t winning them, they are 3 points ahead of Watford. Come on Woy, Do it for Liverpool.

Literally the only thing that’s saving these useless twats is if three over teams actively want relegation more. If you told me now they don’t win another point all season I wouldn’t be surprised.

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Really not sure why slagging them off after every game is going work.

Sounds like a manager who is trying to keep his job, baffling 8 games in.

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The man is such a tit. You’d assume that quote is satire but he says shit like this:

“Take responsibility.”
He lost that game 4-0 btw. :rofl:

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Did he really say that?

If they hadn’t conceded any goals they would be on 49 points and 8th :rofl:

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Massive game for them Wednesday. Didn’t ever think I’d be interested in a Burnley match on a CL quarter-final night.

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No, but it sounds like things he has said in the past :see_no_evil:

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What a bellend.

He is a perfect match for that shower of shite actually

Be great if Burnley beat them on Wednesday

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Burnley gonna lose just to annoy us aren’t they?

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Right now, Lamps is going to great lengths to make it very clear to anyone who will listen that this is not in any way his fault. His priority is Brand Lampard. He knows this is too big for him. He’s working hard now on getting the next job.

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Is Lampard’s greatest managerial achievement still telling Klopp to “fuck off”?

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He’s football’s Boris Johnson.

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That’s harsh on Boris :wink:

Nothing’s too harsh for that cunt.

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What exactly is an ‘average goal’ Frank? I’ve never heard anyone use that to describe a goal before. He’s always very defensive, when interviewed after a game. He never gives the opposition any credit, even when his team has been thrashed.

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He’s a fucking cock. It’s only to be expected.

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you insult boris johnson too much.

Fwank Lampard is the football manager equivalent of a pile of turd.

Some snapshots from the Swiss Ramble assessment of their most recent financials. Makes for quite the read

Full thread here if you’re so inclined https://twitter.com/SwissRamble/status/1510856945019801600

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