This just in, hot off the press regarding the Richarlison flare incident…
It nearly hit his cousin, who is still rolling around in the stands clutching his face.
10 match ban …Everton lose even when they win.
That disgusting cunt should be banned for the rest of the season. Shouldn’t even have been on the pitch today after the derby last week.
I don’t think there’s ever been a more vile, obnoxious twat playing in this country apart maybe from the various rapists and women-beaters the manc clubs employ with some regularity.
Gordon isn’t far behind. I watched literally 5 minutes of that today but that’s all it took to see the cheating prick curled up on the turf clutching his ankles and feigning injury.
If these stay up then I really hope whoever goes down takes the PL to court for not punishing them for their outrageous abuse of FFP.
They are a fucking shitstain on this city and football in general.
I think it should they forfit their remaining games this season and a 40 point deduction for next season
Lampard putting himself in the shop window in his post-match with the BBC 
Seriously surprised his phone number didn’t flash up on the screen during his blithering pitch, the fucking prick 
It’s a pity because I think they might just scrap through and stay in the PL. They have a relatively easier 4 games compared to Burnley and Leeds. But I hope they screw up so bad. It will be so satisfying to see them relegated.
I want them to go down as much as the next guy, for the protection of our players if nothing else, but I admit I enjoyed Frank’s scuffed Simeone impression, exposing the “World Champions” and their clueless coach.
I fucking hate that shit housery from Pickford woth that diving on the ball bollocks.
How is that muppet englands number 1
Also
Richarlison - surely a 5 game plus ban for throwing that flare?
If a fan was identified for throwing a lit flare onto the pitch they would get a lifetime ban. Surely the FA are not going to let him get away with it…
Are they?
Its the smarmy smile he gives whist parading the penalty area…ready to kick the ball…and the stupid signals he gives to players up the pitch, who clearly aren’t looking at him…a good goalie looks up the pitch and aims for a player…he’s one hell of a duck egg…
Because to be fair he always puts in decent performances and I don’t think there is a better option. He certainly saved them yesterday.
I’d prefer ramsdale and pope to Pickford
But tell us, what do you really think of them!! 
This. I felt a bit embarrassed for them celebrating the way they did. Even with getting all 3 points, literally nothing was settled, they’re still in the drop zone, and still a shit side. Literally not one thing was settled with the win. I’m not being ‘fan police’, I’m sure it was quite exhilarating but you would have thought it was a Cup final after the final whistle.
The chap that put the ball under his top was celebrating particularly obnoxiously after the match.
At the end of the day, I want Burnley to stay and either Leeds or Everton can go down, I’m perfectly fine with either. Their fanbase is interchangeable in the awful category.
There was an amazing scene the cameras caught of one young lad among a sea of fans goings nuts celebrating, yet he had was just staring blankly into the distance. You could see the thought bubble saying “My fucking dad made me an Everton fan and this is the best it gets? I should have listened to my uncle and gone to Anfield”.
Apropos yesterday, fuck Azpilicueta. Useless whining garbage.
Will make a point on Prickford yeah he made those vital saves but roll back a few weeks ago and Pope keeps Burnley in the tie with them so they can go on and win in what was an absolutely laughable GK performance by Prickford.
Also every GK or kick up front seems to be strained, surprised he hasn’t done his hamstring in, look how others kick it and look how he kicks it, yes he gets distance but its erratic in its direction.
You wouldnt be casting aspersions on his world renowned distribution there would you ?
Is that actually supposed to be one of his strengths? Every single game I’ve watched with him in it, his distribution has been absolute garbage.
EDIT: And of course, his thinking it’s one of his strengths probably gives us one of Origi’s most iconic moments…