I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

This is the Wimbledon game all over again, dodgy as fuck! Oh yeh, is the DVD out yet?

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Brown envelopes? :money_mouth_face:

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Fucking. Cunts.

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If I was a bitter the last few games would have infuriated me even more. They have shown fight, they have shown spirit. It would piss me off that the prospect of relegation is the only motivation for these shitheaps

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Remember they rolled over 4-0 in the cup for that lot.

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Well done. Please give Lampard a new contract.

People saying it’s passion, nah it’s an utter embarrassment a club that spent that much and they’ve got where? 16th, still potentially finish 17th. They will be down in the lower half again next season as I doubt the PL will ignore any massive spending and they could yet face a point deduction for that.

This isn’t a team of meagre resources, this is a team that’s outspent two of the current top 4 I believe in the last five seasons.

And they survived in the most horrible shithousery way possible. I have a feeling their card is being marked even without sanctions but the PL seriously needs to put some in place.

Frankly they fucking do one

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Hopefully the brazilian cunt gets an offer from somewhere and fucks off soon out of the premier league

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You fucking shite. You had 1 job.

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It’s ok! Another season of Fwank and Everton! Match-made in heaven!

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“When I’ve nothing better to do, I look down the league table to see how Everton are getting along.”

We’d have missed that! :wink: :+1:

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Not really. We just would of had to look further down, a lot further down.

I’ve never really been that bothered about who goes down etc. until now. Purely because of the attitude of this group of players and staff I wouldn’t miss them one little bit. I actually dread derbies now. It isn’t football anymore.

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I feel the same, even though we win most games against Everton these days, they’re not enjoyable.

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Too far.
You’ll need the James Webb to pick them up from the cesspit.

Oh well, on the up side we still get a Merseyside derby. On the down side we’ll end up with more long term injuries as a result. Just remember that every silver lining has a dirty great big black cloud attached.

Predictions for next season? Mediocrity, slump until Christmas, Fat Frank sacked, relegation battle, rinse and repeat.

I’m old enough to remember when Everton were a decent football team…

Imagine them getting a 3 (or more) points deduction for setting off fireworks… :rofl:

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Should they get an open top bus tour through Liverpool as well to celebrate their successful season? They are obviously really proud of their performance this year. Even better they could follow our buses on some tractors and trailers.

Let’s hope the Premier League also have a good summer and give them a points deduction / transfer ban for financial cheating recently…

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Honestly it doesn’t offend me that they wanted to celebrate - even though pitch invasions just seem cliche at this point.

They’ve had a season from hell while their hated rivals are mopping up absolutely everything in sight. I can’t begrudge them one happy night.

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Same. It’s the way the players have gone about it that grates with me.

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Origi to extend his contract with us because he realises he hasn’t finished the job yet?