I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

They should sign up to those “Turkish teeth” lot as well.

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Josh: So sick of diving in football. Anthony Gordon is just the latest in a long line of players who throw themselves to the floor easily. It’s cheating. End of. If a player has been spotted cheating then there should be suspensions put in place. Simulation = 1 match ban.

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The ev lot: nul points

He was at it from his first game.

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Yikes.That was tonight.

Against Spurs last game…

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Another relegation battle looming for Lamps and his men.

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They haven’t got Richarlson for pens anymore

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A bit kinky this.

Do you smell relegation football?

The Unknown Soldier: Everton couldn’t lay a glove on Leicester lol that’s a bad bad team!

Why was Gordon on the bench? Lampard needs be sacked.

Tee Hee… And so it begins

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They’re just not very good at football.

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Yeah Gordon could have thrown himself on the floor 10 times.

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This club and it’s fan base man, knows no bounds. :rofl: :rofl:

Lump it Hard will want to hold onto his job until the England job becomes available in the next few months… Then it will ba another abandoning the Blueshite for their own advancement just like Carlo :0)
Ironic thing is… the guy they hounded out would have had them en-route to being a solid top ten team by now…
Toxic Club, Toxic fanbase

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Well he only has one or two games now and he might be able to get the England job.

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I hope they stick with him.

He isn’t good enough to keep them up, so would be fucking hilarious to see them go down

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Lump Hard will abandon them for the England job without a glance back
I agree they will be in a dogfight down at the bottom come the business end of the season

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I was on the Mersey ferry when I was in Liverpool with my son a couple of weeks ago. It’s more of a tourist thing these days so they have a guided tour of the river.

When they passed the site of the new Everton stadium (The Pornhub or whatever it’s going to be called) the guide mentioned that Everton would be playing there from the start of the 2024 season.

I actually said out loud, “Well that’s bloody optimistic!”

Seemed to cause a good chuckle on the boat.

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Serves them right.

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