He’s got short arm syndrome, which was first diagnosed when a t-rex was trying to wank.
Did he injure another player?
To be fair that raised knee is goal keeper 101. What he did to VvD is straight out of the “I’m a cunt handbook”
Maybe… but he always ‘cowardly’ leads with his feet, knees or anything else that keeps him safe
as per the photo as i cant be arsed dragging myself to find the play somewhere online, nothing to see here.
hows he meant to jump for the ball? use a pogo stick?
as per Noo Noo, its Goalkeeping 101.
plenty of shit to throw at him elsewhere
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Yeah his scissor shit on VVD wasn’t required this is how most keepers jump
It has been exactly 10,000 days since Everton last won a trophy!
Pretty sure there’s a trophy for that.
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Even if there isn’t any, they will make a DVD nevertheless 
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Oh, please God, make it so…
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Or better still, the Pornhub Erectibility Stadium should that website be interested to put in a competing bid.
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Should raise even bigger questions over the footballing authorities who turned a blind eye to whats going on there…
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It’s the difference between using your knee to protect your space (stop an attacker jumping into you) vs the Ederson style Ram Man of using your body as a missile.
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Yeah but Ederson is usually charging on that jump Pickford is leaping up with little force or movement forward.
They say know your audience. 
I am not saying Everton fans are wankers but if stripchat are willing to invest $200M in naming rights, I can only imagine Kleenex are considering being the shirt sponsor.
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Financially they seem to be in the shit and yet they spend spend spend and are now apparently building a stadium off their own back.
There approach to finances seem as credible as Kwarteng’s
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Just found out this about James Garner, watching some clips of him, having heard good things about him, but wanting to see what he’s about.
Who was your idol growing up?
“I get asked this a lot of times. Because of where I grew up, all my family are Liverpool supporters, which is ironic considering I’m at Manchester United, so my idol was probably Steven Gerrard. I used to watch all the games with my Dad and he was the main player who I used to watch and I wanted to be like him. I used to wear the Predators, just like him, and I still do today.”
This bit is from his time at Watford.
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Who said we don’t study the opposition…
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