Looks like Uncle Albert.
Anyhow just heard Gordon called the Scouse Clare Balding and I can’t stop laughing.
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Captain Smith? 
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Phil Mitchell?
I said earlier today to Ev fans mates of mine. He’ll probably keep them up, be hailed (by the fans) as the messiah, then next season struggle (after no investment or poor recruitment in the Summer) and we’ll go through this again. 
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I was out today for a pint with a mate who has worked for Gucci and Chanel. He’s a blue and I brought up the ‘our number 9 wears knickers’ fan podcast. He said to me that DCL would probably earn more from a morning/afternoon photoshoot than his month,y Everton salary. There’s more money in fashion than football apparently.
Sad if it’s true. I might be an old stuck in the mud fogey that bangs the drum about ‘the right tools for the right job.’ But I’ll say this, if Stevie had the correct footwear on in 13/14 against Chelsea he doesn’t slip. He should have known how the pitch felt. FFS wear studs if it’s slippy or greasey. He probably had a contract with Adidas? to wear those boots. (I think that’s who he was contracted to then?)
Seems fair, as he probably does less work for Everton.
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I don’t think toxic fans need elaborate metaphors for homophobia. They tend to have a pretty explicit lexicon for that.
Plus,everton fans aren’t known for being able to hold two ideas in their 'brains’at one time.
Tom Daly=diver.
In a strange way, I actually don’t want them to be relegated. I probably enjoy being able to see them upfront suffer in the lower half of the table, having them hope season after season, manager after manager, wandering in the cold of the premier league. Having them out of sight in the lower leagues just not as satisfying.
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I don’t want to see them relegated at all. I think it would be hilarious for ten minutes but the footballing DNA of the city has always been defined by having two rival tier one teams.
Maybe I’m still stuck in the rivalry of the 80s? I could certainly do without the toxicity of recent years but without two close rival teams the city isn’t Liverpool. It becomes Leeds or Newcastle.
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Probably just be another team bought up by a rich oil state when the Stadium arrives so don’t care. They can go.
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I would love to see them relegated this season and again next season so they could brag about having the best stadium in division one. 
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Add 2 more relegations, so that they can enjoy the best stadium in Non-League 
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Made me think of the phone chat scenes in Father Ted
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They lost 3-0 and only had 1 touch in the opposition box.
Carlo Ancelotti addresses Everton interest in son Davide after Frank Lampard sacking - Mirror Online
" Former Everton manager Carlo Ancelotti insisted his work with son Davide “isn’t finished yet” amid the Toffees expressing an interest in the 33-year-old.
Everton sounded out Davide, who is currently working with his father at Real Madrid, over the manager’s position after the sacking of Frank Lampard. The young coach is going nowhere, though, and the Merseyside club are now poised to appoint Sean Dyche as their new boss."
I did wonder why the phrase “those blue nosed cunts are taking the piss” was trending on Italian Twitter*
*I made this up,but have Trademarked it as probably true.
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