I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

I thought this was an April fools joke, but apparently it’s a thing:

https://x.com/EvertonNewsFeed/status/1903901140258865374

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Not even the right shade of blue.

:man_shrugging:

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Looks appropriately disgusting though.

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Nah.

Looks more a Manchester City blue, which is worse.

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I remember these things on the Hitchhiker’s TV series:

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The absolute state of you. You haven’t got a fucking clue fella.

It’s easy spouting shite from wherever the fuck you live but to those of us who actually live among them and have to listen to their bitterness and bile, listen to the absolute nonsense and lies they come out with, it’s a different matter entirely.
They absolutely fucking despise everything about us. They are basically mancs, only worse. Traitors to their own city with their fucking constant sucking up to all things manc, putting on buffets for them and watching on as they hang banners in their own pubs with YSB all over them.
They bring nothing to this city other than bitterness and hate. Their support is fucking toxic on every level.
I’d have loved it if they went under. I’d die a happy man if they ceased to exist.
And before you respond with any more nonsense understand one thing, you wouldn’t find a single one of these cunts who wouldn’t have been over the moon if we’d have gone under when Hicks and Gillette were here.

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I would bow to your experience of them.
Fuck them.

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I actually have close relatives who I wouldn’t give the time of day to under normal circumstances.
That’s how bad they are. Family members who have basically worn me down over the years to the point where I’d be happy to never set eyes on them again. It feels weird typing that but it’s true. You literally sit there waiting for their toxicity to come to the fore and it always does, without fail.

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Reeled him in.

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Not really.
Elicited an honest answer.

We all make decisions based upon personal experience. @jaffod is consistent in his views on Everton and the toxicity of their support.

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A “Toffee” doughnut at Everton’s new stadium.

💷 £3.50

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“After building their spectacular new stadium next to a sewage works. Everton fans are unhappy with the smell that was wafting across during their test event”

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That looks cack.

I had a really nice one today.

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I was clearly mistaken…

Breathe Many Dumps

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I couldn’t be arsed to answer him tbh.

“Reeled him in” apparently. Surprised there wasn’t a picture of a bloke aboard a boat with a big fishing rod for good measure, much hilarity would have ensued.

The reality is, as you rightly pointed out, I was just responding to fucking nonsense and the fact my name was attached to it.

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That is the same smell that has been wafting across the pitch at Goodison for decades.

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Maybe in the new stadium…
They will drop shouting Boo, and start shouting Poo :0)

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Seems like the perfect place for the league’s unflushable turd to end up…

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