I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

I’m a Red, my Sister got me following the Redmen by making a LFC kit for my teddy bear for the 1971 Cup Final. She’s a Blue. My Lads a Blue. His Mum’s side thought it’d be funny if he supported the enemy. He and his kid’s are true Blues. :nerd_face:

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Strange that these nasty cunts are now exhibiting so much ‘Kopite behaviour’.

  1. Greeting the bus.
  2. Flags in the ground.
  3. Letting off pyro.
  4. Bunking in.
  5. Stealing from your own fans.

I wonder what’s next?

I bet they’ll be booing their own players next. Oh no, wait…

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Football: we think it’s disgusting that Liverpool fans booed Trent last week.

Everton Fans: Hold our beer.

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Here’s to 30 more

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It’s good though, they don’t boo their own…

You’re just jealous of our beautiful new stadium. Please refrain from defacing any landmarks during the parade

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Nah. Assuming you are a fan of the bitters and not just taking the piss. You lot can have your new stadium. I hear it has a pretty good “aroma” when the wind blows across from the sewage plant.

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I really am. I wish that Liverpool had a shiny new stadium next a sewage works with inadequate transport links and 20,000 more seats that we could sell. I’d swap our league title for that in a heartbeat. :rofl:

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Please stick around. It could be a whole lot of fun…

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I think we’re all a little Blue Curious, aren’t we?

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Bill Shankly changed his mind when you lot gave him the cold shoulder.

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I'm afraid I just blue myself.

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They’re claiming Bill Shankly now, Barb!!!:rofl:

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It would be nice to have reasonable football discussion on this forum between Everton and Liverpool fans (because that would be actually interesting to read and partake in), but I fear that is too much to expect both from our caustic lot here and someone who enters and choses the name “Bitter Blue” instead of something more productive.

But to me, not having been born in Liverpool, the current toxic rivalry with Everton sucks balls. It’s just poison for the mind and soul. It really wasn’t like this when I was young.

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I don’t know if you’re a Red on a wind-up or a genuine blue? If you proceed to make up stories about LFC and pass off blatant lies as facts then I will accept you’re a genuine blue. It’s what they do, from the constant ‘overheard conversations’ that never actually happened to the posting of completely inaccurate ‘facts’ that go unchallenged on every one of their forums, and everything inbetween.

But I’ll humour you for now. Just who are these people who are “jealous of our beautiful new stadium”? I don’t know a single Red who gives a shit. In fact I’ve seen many, including on here, who have hailed it as being good for the city and the surrounding area.
I’ve never been more happy we stayed at Anfield. I live 6 miles from BMD or whatever the fuck you’re calling it and I can quite honestly say if I attended a match there I would be quicker walking to and from it. That would be wonderful on a freezing cold winter’s night wouldn’t it?
Then again that would be Steve Rotherham’s fault wouldn’t it? Because he’s a Kopite. You’ve got the same poor transport links to BMD as we have to Anfield. Extremely limited bus routes and I couldn’t even tell you where the nearest train station to Anfield is.
But let’s be honest, if Rotherham had come out at any time in the past, present or future and announced £60-70 million was going to be spent on a big new train station to take fans to and from Anfield the same frothing-at-the-mouth blues would have been fucking outraged at such a waste of public money. Typical double-standards would have been in play, as usual. The money required just isn’t worth it given it would only be used to capacity 20 times a year so instead of blaming everything on others maybe ask yourself why your club chose to build a stadium with 1 fucking road leading to and from it that will stink of shit in the summer and be like Ice Station Zebra in the winter.

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What lies are you talking about?