I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

I bet it would still draw more interest and attention than Utd’s open bus tour in Malaysia

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I thought I’d stick this on here:

There’s a musical about Speedo Mick on at the Royal Court.

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Moysey… OBE

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Got the OBE on a technicaliteh.

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HaHa… They already marking the dates of their cup finals :grin:

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I don’t fear going there as much as Goodison. Unless the tides are high.

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Or when the winds blows from the “aromatics” plant.

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https://x.com/Andrew_Heaton/status/1938026705563885910

:wink:

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Like I predicted a few days ago in Guehi’s thread, Branthwaite has signed a new deal with Everton until 2030.

Poor bastard

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I was keen on signing him but it seems he is content on staying there, probably not for us.

What do they say about fools, money and partings? I am with the dragons on this. I will not be investing so I am out.

How much money does it cost to remove the stench of 30 years of failure?

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How much money is in WSL, are they self sustaining yet? Maybe the league can sign Caitlin Clark.

Think I’ve figured out how they plan on spending 1m to improve goodison park: https://www.cat.com/en_GB/products/new/equipment/dozers/large-dozers/15969853.html

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“Up the fucking toffees”

I was thinking WTAF.

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These clowns opened their new ‘Superstore’ at the Hill-Dickinson stadium today.

They put out rows and rows of crash-barriers to control the 10’s of thousands they were expecting…well, you can guess the rest.
The drone fella posted a video from inside, more staff than customers. I counted 13 tills in a line, maybe Liverpool have 12 or something at Anfield or in town. I think 2 would have been more than enough.
I’ve walked past their shop in Liverpool One on numerous occasions and there has barely been a soul in there so why the fuck they think people are going to go and shop in a store in the middle of fucking nowhere is beyond me.

A white elephant within a white elephant. The deluded cunts.

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if i didnt know better id say youre enjoying this…

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