How can it be the next time, when there has never been a first time? 
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Ancelotti will be long dead in the grave before they play Real Madrid and I doubt he’s going any time soon.
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There will be a first time, at some uncertain point in the future. Then there will be a next time as well.
First time there will not be any hostility since they will be busy celebrating facing Madrid for the first time trophy.
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Yeah, no first time yet as far as I can recall, but there was a sort of foreplay before; a friendly 8 years ago or thereabouts which ended 1 goal to nil.
No prize for guessing correctly who didn’t come {pun} good. 
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Eddie Howe seems a shoe in there now
Burnley fan I know says Dyche has been approached again.
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Brilliant. Simultaneously fucks both Burnley and Everton.
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So the bitters have a thing for gingers.
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Do you really think Ancelotti will leave us to join finished trophyless Madrid side?? Yes I know Everton are trophyless this season too but we’re in rebuilding process and soon with Carlo we’ll start to finish top 6 and win some trophies
These are the gobshites, who call Liverpool fans deluded!!! Honestly, their arrogance has no limits.
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Perfect. Hopefully it relegates both clubs
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This news was out of the blue. I thought Ancelotti was there for the long term project. He has left Everton in the lurch.
He has gone from one nutjob to another nutjob. It is not going to be plain sailing at Real Madrid either.
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Dyche is a perfect fit for Everton. A thug managing a team of thugs. He’ll bring a couple of his Burnley thugs with him as well. I wonder how many of our players will be seriously injured, in the next derby game?
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Nuno @ in charge of the bitters?
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I can’t see it. It’s not an upward career move for Dyche. The new owner at Burnley is working on a new contract for him and he’s being backed financially in the summer window.
If he’s leaving Burnley it wouldn’t be for Everton.
I could see Nuno taking the job.
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Nuno makes the most sense to me, but this is Everton so who knows.
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He’s far too nice a guy, for that shower of shite.
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Utter filth.
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