Luke Mbete from City to Bolton on loan.
Emirhan Ilkhan from Torino to Sampdoria on loan.
Ronaldo Vieira from Sampdoria to Torino on loan.
That last one sounds like one of the computer generated players on sensible world of soccer.
My favourite was Massimo Ince (when Paul had that spell over there so it must have taken Ince to be a natural Italian name).
There’s definitely something fishy about their outgoing transfer fees.
It just seems so widely different from any other…
Martin Hongla from Hellas Verona to Real Valladolid on loan.
Jeffinho from Botafogo to Lyon for €10m.
Oliver Abildgaard from Celtic to Hellas Verona on loan.
Luca Pellegrini from Juventus to Lazio on loan.
Emanuel Vignato from Bologna to Empoli on loan.
Emre Demir from Barca (B) to Fenerbahce on a free.
Thierry Small from Southampton to St. Mirren on loan.
Wesley Hoedt from Anderlecht to Watford for €2m.
Sergiy Kryvtsov from Shakhtar to Miami on a free.
Abdelhamid Sabiri from Fiorentina to Sampdoria on loan.
Ayoze Perez from Leicester to Betis on loan.
Josh Onomah from Fulham to Preston on a free.
That Ayoze Perez move from Newcastle to Leicester was a bit shit from Leicester’s point of view. Should’ve been that second striker to compliment Vardy, but since early on I thought that’s a potential flop signing.
Never been that impressed with him at Newcastle.
Sasa Lukic from Torino to Fulham for €9.1m.
Thorgan Hazard from Dortmund to PSV on loan.
Joel Mugisha Mvuka from Bodo/Glimt to Lorient for €5.5m.
Haris Seferovic from Benfica to Celta on loan.
Osame Sahraoui from Valerenga to Heerenveen for €1.7m.
Ilya Zabarnyi from Dynamo Kiev to Bournemouth for €22.7m.
Issiaga Sylla from Toulouse to Montpellier on a free.
Harvey White from Tottenham to Derby on loan.
Naouirou Ahamada from Stuttgart to Palace for €12m.
Another overrated player (for the top level that is).
RFM thinking he’s Zoran, look at him.
Come off it, you haven’t got a patch on him.
Edit: Nah I’m joking RFM, it’s all good…you do you. We’re not here to judge. It’s all love. All love.
Wow we’re really not signing anyone are we?
I’ll need a lot more convincing before I believe there are statistical models that can accurately identify good centre backs. So much of playing CB is making things not happen. The ‘busy’ ones look great on paper as they charge out of position to make a needless foul on the halfway line - looking at you Skrtel and Lovren - but often the best CBs have little evidence on a stats sheet.
I was wondering why he had stalled.