Jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards thread

Bet they had a sore bottom​:scream::scream::scream::scream::scream:

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I wonder how much water it drank?

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Looks like it drank the entire bowl of water

Animal? Mineral?

How would I know W8… You sounded like the expert earlier on :0)
You on the way to the Lakes in your Camper Van by any chance today :joy:

No no no…:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:…can’t believe you took a close up of ‘it’…

HaHaHa… I’ve been nowhere near it… I copied and pasted it
It was headline news in the newspapers this morning :0)
When they interviewed the poor guy who had to chop it up… he said it reminded him of the Christmas Day Chocolate Log cake his wife puts on the table every year… He said he won’t be having a slice of it this year though :0)

Sick Vomit GIF by CBS

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That’s no Chritsmas chocolate log I’ve ever bought …gee whizz

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What a whopper, that’s at least a weeks worth. Imagine penting it up for a week just waiting for the ‘holidays’ to commence.


Holiday GIF by Peloton

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Push Push Reaction GIF by Peloton

OMG lads!!!

Have to share. This morning I was at a Motorway Services and I saw a weirdo taking photos of people’s shits.

Don’t know what he was up to.


Up to his eyes in s**t(poo)…

makes you wonder if someone ended up shit creek without a paddle?

that’s Schitt’s Creek…

Schitts Creek Reaction GIF by CBC


Fixed it for you :0)


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(Southpark, S11, E9)

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