Ever since I was a lad, I’ve secretly been a fan of Al Ettifaq. I know, I know. It’s hard to fathom. But amidst the chants of ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’, there was always an Arabian whisper in my heart. It’s been a long-standing dream of mine to host a forum for the club I’ve quietly admired since boyhood. And now, the dream has come true!
First Gerrard, then Henderson, then Fab, and now the have come for me. Now I know that this will disappoint many of you. I can assure you this is for the best.
Remember, change is the spice of life, or so they say in the Middle East. And what’s football if not a reflection of life itself? Yes, the website will bathe in hues of green, mirroring the opulence of Arabian nights. You might even spot a new emoji reflecting local customs – perhaps a cheeky little flogging and stoning one. And yes, some political threads might need to take a little nap. We’re not censoring, just… refreshing the discourse.
We are entering a brave new world of dreams, money, possibilities and money. A world where the East meets the West, where Red meets Green. Remember, when you walk through the sand storm hold you head up high.
This is a very good joke placed in the wrong section, right ?
I mean, if you leave because you are uncomfortable concerning ethics regarding the club, I understand and very much respect that; but I really hope you stay and not because you are a moderator.
But it’s a joke, right ? I mean, it is written as a joke despite the headline pointing to it not being a joke.
. Please tell me that it’s a joke and you aren’t leaving TAN 
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