So what’s it going to be from the dicks on Twatter tonight then…
A) it’s pre-season so this proves nothing
B) Leipzig have only just come back
C) Germany is a farmer’s league anyway
D) yeah but one was a pen and one was a tap in
E) he wouldn’t do that against the mighty Minnesota Jazz Weasels (or whatever they’re called)
F) but look at this one imperfect touch and when this defender tackled him