He reminds of Fernando, when he used to wear his Alice band 
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As long as he exceeds the attributes of Torresā¦who could ask for more.
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Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?!
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An Alice band is a type of hair accessory. It can consist of flexible horseshoe-shaped plastic or elastic material forming a loop. The band is designed to fit over the head and hold long hair away from the face, but let it hang freely at the back.
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To be fair there is no Hendo, Thiago or Darwin Nunez
Lazy bums 
He has plenty of ability and is a very good finisher. He may not win the golden boot but i expect him to get 15+
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Oh no not againā¦
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Isnt she the ManU supporter a number of forumites have been drooling over in the Man U thread?
She might be. OMG, is she? I donāt believe itā¦Is she? Have you called it? She could be, you know. Is it her? I canāt believe it. OMG. Fucking hell. Itās her, I knew it. Itās fucking her. Isnāt it?
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You put it on your head, HEAD, not the general vicinity of your head, your HEAD.
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agree, joke should be dead as a dodo by nowā¦
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We need a facepalm emoji reactionā¦
the smart thing to do would be to just get a Mulletā¦
all business at the frontā¦but party party party out the backā¦
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You called?..
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not a true mullet thoughā¦is it?
its just long hair tied back.
Does Tsimikas speak Spanish or Portuguese?