Little bit left field I know (see what I did there ;-), but trust me 
??? Not my type of breakfast…
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I had a ‘garlic bread’ moment’ there.
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I think there needs to be a line drawn here. Avocados and spinach are very nice for breakfast, maybe with poached eggs and smoked salmon if you are so inclined. But an English breakfast is an entirely different beast. In a meal where you fry the bread, there is absolutely no room for green vegetables.
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…and if the caff runs out of bacon, replace it with some Ulster Fry… Mmmmm!
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You wonderful man you…
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The, ‘where is the goal session’ not before time imo 
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Somebody need a good slap for that pass
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I think you should move the position of the bacon due to religious beliefs 
This will help fill the 19 hours and 38 minutes before kickoff.
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Thiago the only player with black socks. It’s a sign.
When you walk through a storm…. The socks must indicate a storm?
Hold your head up high …… telling us all to keep faith!
And don’t be afraid of the dark …… he will play, and shine a light on the darkness.
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There’s tenuous and there’s ridiculous. 
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A genius always walks the borders of the ridiculous 
What? You are left speechless by my genius?
3pm start here. Pub opens at 1pm. The place will be jammed to the rafters, so will be in line to get in at noon.
Will be a long lunch until kickoff.
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Save me a bit ,please,pretty please!
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Wow! That looks 100% fit and also equal parts dangerous!