Ivan 
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Hasnāt been on the pitch through 65 minutes. Although to be fair I wouldnāt recognize him if he had.
On now
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Your fault then.
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I do wonder what the plan is for incoming players these days. Do the club organise homes, cars, housekeepers or whatever?
My uncle was involved in sorting out banking for a few players in the 1980s and I think they did get a personal assistant or something. Iāve had to move city on a few occasions myself and it isnāt a trivial matter.
Ryanair, fish and chips, air bnb.
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Howling!
And a meet and greet with @cynicaloldgit
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I think they do, Iāve seen a job ad for something similar.
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They couldnāt afford @cynicaloldgit
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Or they can upgrade to the full TAN Package:
@Commando picks them up from the airport
@Alright_Now_Legend cooks them a korma
@Rambler puts them up in his spare room
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Weād never have any players.
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They donāt have names on their kits. Is he number 4?
Heās the one who wandered off towards the corner flag while Union were scoring.
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Looks like a body double to me but then again Iām not watching
Important for us that he scores and doesnāt celebrate.
I think the club have contacts with people that rent them prestigious, mansion sized house/s -
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Bang average isnāt it? Basically the Spanish Joe Allen.
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Sell him already
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