Michael Car-wreck's at the wheel! It's the Manchester Untied thread

I just think it’s cope by fans.

Rest of it sounds pretty standard for Conte or any manager after all Iraola brought most of his back room staff in as did Klopp and has did Slot.

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A galaxy away from when he was spouting his bollocks on the opening night of the season saying United were in a better position than Liverpool

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I think someone like Roberto Martinez might pop up on their radar for next manager… Makes me think there might have been more than meets the eye with the way his mate Bruno dismantled Carrick in his post match interview last week…
Hope to fuck Rafa doesn’t go there…!!!

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There’s only man who knows how Utd should be playing and who believes that he can get them playing that way. He’s got Utd DNA through and through, despite being Portuguese.

That’s right, give it ta’ Bruno.

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I’m just waiting on the phonecall…

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https://youtube.com/shorts/rHdp-ngyS3w?si=Odh5URGBiCbpWERC

https://x.com/O1Paul/status/2114430355184779273?s=20

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Goldbridge reckons it will happen at 10am.

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Apple launched the iPhone Duo just in time. Now their supporters don’t have to scroll down.

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They probably have to report this to NYSE.

I suspect that he’s gone. They are just trying to draft a suitable statement.

Ernesto Valverde might prove to be an astute hire.

Not very inspiring as he was a relative failure at barcelona. But how style of football might suit them for 2 years till they steady the ship.

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They’ll probably have to keep their heads down and get a reliable guy for 2 years.

If they do end up getting Conte , he’ll get the foundations crumbling by the time he’s done 1 year.

Their foundations are already crumbling, so I doubt he would need that long to make things even worse

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Are you familiar with the phrase. .

You cant polish a turd…

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6 months at the very maximum

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Ah, but you can roll it in glitter!

True, but a turd rolled in glitter is still a turd

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