Michael Car-wreck's at the wheel! It's the Manchester Untied thread

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Good analysis, Anyone could have seen this coming. But really couldn’t care less about United fans.

I like him because his analysis of a teams tactics is normally good

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Anyone else getting out of bed like this atm?

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No?

Just me?

Ok then.

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That United strand guy should change his thing to

I’ll cut my hair if United don’t win atleast once in 5 games.

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Him and Carra should rename their podcast to “We are the bitchslapped”

That confirms it! She’s awful. The kind of girl you would bang only when basically catatonic from drink and would still be ashamed if your mates found out. I can only presume that, amongst his other perversions, @PeachesEnRegalia has a shame fetish…

Yeah no way United can be relegated, there is absolutely no way that could happen. It’s unpossible!

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I think she’s quite hot, me. I’d do her everyday and twice on Sundays. I think you lot have gotten a bit naff and forgotten the days when Mrs Palm was all the action yous got.

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you’re taking up @PeachesEnRegalia 's leavings. Shame

Mate unless we’re pulling a Sadio and marrying the girl right out of school, we’ve all got sloppy seconds, I’m sure.

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@PeachesEnRegalia , your thoughts ?

I wasn’t ever attracted to Alice.

Aye, she’s legower and chips for me too!

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This isn’t right.

Come on @PeachesEnRegalia , how much have you infested this place ?

And someone remove the Michael from the thread title.

Seems you’re in the minority here. Best leave it alone, yeah?

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guys guys stop arguing.

Just put a wig on that goldbridge geezer. He’ll do anything for money and he’s much better at faking it.

:thinking:

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Same difference - they’re allergic to crosses.

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